Hellsing Ultimate

Well, this time the episode starts off as we learn that Maxwell, the leader of Iscariot, has a humongous army called “the 9^th Crusade”, on its way to attack London in order to “reconquer it” Oh damn. They might be cowards, but their army can kick ass nonetheless, unfortunately We also learn a bit more of Maxwell’s origins he was a bastard, and now he’s an important catholic figure gasp what a surprise, and at the same time Alucard is slowly creeping in with his boat, sailing towards London and happier than ever because there is a war going on and he’s sailing towards it What a psycho… We already knew it, but still… O.O (more…)

For once, the first scene we witness does not involve someone being murdered sadistically, but rather it involves Alucard seeing visions of actors and the soul of his gun, basically it’s absolutely retarded but I couldn’t help but laugh. And laugh. And then laugh some more. In case you hadn’t realised, it’s a funny first scene. (more…)

After a little introduction showing our big bad Nazi Boss and how scary he looked to the priests from the Vatican, we follow a small conversation between Alucard and Integra on the phone, and she tells him that there will be a meeting of the Round Table soon, and that he must show up because the meeting is with the Queen gaspWOAAAH, the Queen’s there, this will be important for sure!. (more…)

That’s basically what the whole episode was about. Alucard. Is. Psychotic. (more…)