♩ ♬ My one and only love, my dear, dear devil ♪ ♫
All good things must come to an end
But like Gandalf said to Pippin:
“End? No, the journey doesn’t end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take”
So don’t cry because there’s some chances that there will be a second season
What ?
You’re telling me that this quote has nothing to do with the show and that I just wanted to brag and to look intelligent by quoting famous movies ?
PFFFF AHAHA
That’s so not me
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*ahem*
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The battle continues in Lord Nesta’s Castle. They are all using their special abilities: Rem is throwing fireballs (Gosh, now I have the Pitbull song stuck in my head: I’m a Fire ball tutututututu tututu), Mage is using red electricity, Rindo is scratching the enemies away, Urie has explosive flower petals and the dog guy summons shadow dogs.. I guess… I don’t really understand his power… I also don’t understand the importance of this character in this season…. OH WELL.
Ritsuka hits Lord Nesta with a chandelier and tries to escape but Lord Jerk reach her and hit her … What a douchebag. I hate him and his pink hair. Lord Nesta wants to drink Ritsuka Blood because … I don’t know. So the Dog guy calls his shadow dogs and they eat Nesta’s Shadow. Ritsuka tries to run away again followed by Lord Jerk but this time he is stopped by Rem’s fireball. Ritsuka gets into Rindo’s arms, then goes into Rem’s arms while Rindo is fighting with Lord Jerk. Rems takes the advantage of the opportunity to tell Ritsuka that he’ll protect her and that he also has something to tell her when everything is over. Ahahaa I’ve played so many Otome games and seen to many animes, you can’t trick me, I already know what he wants to tell her, we all do.
Lord Jerk is looking down on Rindo because he’s a dhampir and not a real vampire. But he forgot something: that Rindo is also and exorcist and this is what is causing his fall. While fighting, Rindo sets a trap that stone lord Jerk. Then Rindo scratches him really badly and he falls off the tower right on a statue’s sword. Well, he’s not really lucky because he falls on the only statue in the whole castle. I’ll say it’s Karma bitch. But the way, Lord Jerk had totally the hots for Lord Nesta… that was kind of creepy but eh… tastes and colors…
So Lord Jerk dies and nobody cares about his death not even Lord Nesta so they go back to fighting. I’ll pass on the fact that they used the same battles images twice but I’m still mad about it.
Lord Nesta tries to control Rindo, saying that he loved his mother Martha and that he wants the grimoire to be happy with them, as a familly. That guy is full of shit and lies. I don’t know which one comes first… Maybe shit lies ? The hypnosis seems to work on Rindo and he walks towards his father. But at the last moment he dives his hand right into Lord Nesta’s chest to pierce his heart.
They all think rindo killed him but apparently not because a dhampir can’t kill him… Yeah… I’d like you to show me the book of rules for that matter, I’m not sure that’s how it works…
Let’s see…
“How to kill a Dick Vampire for dummies”
…
So they say that you have to pierce the heart of the douchebag and he will die. Well Rindo tried but that didn’t work. I sincerely doubt that has anything to do with the fact that he’s a dhampir… So I think it’s because
Well fuck you too Rem. That was MY time to shine
Tsss
I’m sure he read the book before me, having nothing to do all day in his big library …
Freaking upper class guys…
Lord Nesta, who is still alive use Growl and they are all projected against the walls. Rems protect Ritsuka by placing her in front of him so that she’s not smashed against the wall.
Then, because every good evil guy starts telling his life before killing his victims, Lord Nesta starts his bullshit monologue. I’ll spare you the details but basically he wants to be the king of the world. No, not like Leonardo on the boat… King of the world like “Agrrr Agrr I’m bad”. See the difference ?
Because she can’t do anything to stop Lord Nesta boring monologue Ritsuka remembers all the bad stuff that happened to her because she’s the grimoire and decides that enough is enough she’s tired of seeing people being hurt but all the magical stuff and that she’s going to choose her own destiny. So we don’t really know how but she manages to activate the grimoire’s powers and begins to shine like a vampire from Twilight. Well that’s what the others can see because from her point of view, she’s in a strange place with blue sky and clouds…(there’s a similar one in the opening). Also, she saws Lord Nesta’s heart symbolized by a black flower which she stabs with a knife that she found on the ground. Yeah, that’s pretty convenient isn’t it ?
“Shut Up Charibo, it’s magic”
Ooh I see, so if it’s magic… what can I say ?
When she wakes up from her weird hallucination she’s stabbing a stone statue which also begins to bleed, really badly, like a freaking river, Niagara Falls… Eh I thought I signed up for Dance With Devils, not for Higurashi!
Lord Nesta is defeated and Ritsuka is finally safe. Apparently she no longer posses the grimoire’s powers because the devils can’t smell the scent of it in her any more. So they all go ” Lololol we’ll just have to wait 600 years to start acting like creeps with a girl again”. Aaaah Devils…
Now that everything is over it’s time for Rem’s confession near a lake with a romantic light. He confesses his love to Ritsuka and also shows her the two little crowns from the school ball to accentuate the destiny argument. He knows how to sell himself that for sure ʕ； •`ᴥ•´ʔ
Wait
I thought Ritsuka threw the queen crown in the little pool in the episode 10
That means Rem had to go and get it
But how did he know the crown was there ?
…
I guess he enjoys taking midnight baths in the School’s basin…
Ritsuka says she loves him too and they embrace each other while everybody is looking at them…
Ladies and Gentlemans I’d like to present you the face of unconditional one sided love
Rem offers Ritsuka to live with him, thing that is possible only because she has devil Blood. And here we go for the longest song of the show. It really felt like a musical song this time, by musical I mean like a Broadway musical, where they sing everything… But DAMN, the feels during this song…
The”Love triangle” ends with Rindo saying that he will keep on protecting her and love her forever, knowing that her feelings will never be the same as his.
NONONONONONO NO RINDO
YOU’RE SUCH A GOOD GUY! GO FIND A CUTE GIRLFRIEND AND BE HAPPY!!
NOOO !!!!
I WANT SOMEONE TO BUILD RINDO A STATUE FOR BEING SUCH A NICE GUY ALL ALONG.
WHAT NOBODY WANTS TO ?
FINE:
BAM RINDO’S STATUE!
The photoshop level here is really strong
So Ritsuka has to choose between living as an human with her mother and her hot brother or with the GOD DAMN PRINCE OF BLUE FLAMMES HOTTER THAN A MICROWAVE REM!
And she chooses:
Human ?
WAIT NO
NONONONONONONONO
IF YOU CAN’T BE WITH YOUR BROTHER (because yeah that’s fucking incest, that’s sad but that’s how it is) AT LEAST BE WITH REM
I MEAN
YOU LOVE EACH OTHER
AAAAH !!!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ?!!
WHY CAN’T THEY BE HAPPY ?!!!
THIS ISN’T AN HAPPY ENDING AT ALL !!!
GOSH AND THE SONG, IT’S MAKING ME CRY EVEN MORE
STOP IT!
Please…
So yeah, at the end, Ristuka leaves happy with her brother and her mother who somehow survived the vampires and she’s heading to school like Yolo nothing happens, but sill wearing the King’s crown as a pendant.
FUCK THIS!
I’m sad ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
The last scene of the show is the Dog guy opening a door and talking to a book. Apparently, Lord Maskis, the Devil King and Ritsuka’s father is the book, closed with the strange horologic mechanism that was announced the middle of the episode. So yeah, we might get a season 2, and maybe this time, the dog guy will have a real reason to be part of the show ʕ； •`ᴥ•´ʔ
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Stay tuned for our Final Impressions of the show in the ‘Final Thoughts” post from both Niko and I ʕ•̀ω•́ʔ✧
This anime sounds a bit derp.
Merry christmas anyways:D