Let me make this perfectly clear; this episode is garbage. Like, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot, but what I got still was below my low expectations. Even for a show based on a mobile game, even for one only 3 minutes long it is bad. Just…just look at the opening image of the show.

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Ok, I get it, this is supposed o be a gag series, I guess, but even so, it still fails. Its jokes are stuff kindergareners wouldn’t laugh at, and have less content than an empty bottle of nothing. The animation is awful, I’ve seen fan-made series have far more impressive stuff with likely less money. I didn’t expect something profound and great, but jus..some effort would make his watchable.

Ok, so the main story is that Holmes is a detective, and Watson goes for a job, and steps on Holmes’ had because he’s sleeping on the floor. That’s the main joke for the first half to he episode. The second half is them finding a missing person but oh wait its just a dog, what a wacky bunch of shenanigans. And you know what, not once in the episode are vampires even mentioned. This show isn’t just badly animated, unfunny, and with less content then my own review of it; its full of lies. Its three minutes long, but that’s four minutes too long for my tastes. It wasn’t even enjoyably bad and stupid, it was just…lame.

 

Hideki and I both signed up to give an impression on this show. For those who don’ know, we’d decided to each World Trigger through hick and him, good and bad,because we waned to be on the journey of watching this show together.This time..

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Hideki…you’re on your own body. Abandon show while you still can.

Likelihood of watching: Not even close.

Lkelihood of bloggging: hahahahahahaha.NOPE.

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Tenshi

    E̶V̶E̶R̶L̶A̶S̶T̶I̶N̶G̶ ̶L̶O̶V̶E̶
    Nope nope nope let’s try again.

    NEVERLASTING LOVE

    Yeah that’s about how much love I have for this horrible excuse of an anime. Gosh when I first saw it I thought it would be bad, but not this horrible. This is without a doubt the worst anime I have watched this season. I can’t think of any redeeming part of it. I’m glad it was only three minutes. (But I still want my three minutes back)

  2. Magicalness

    This is new favorite anime 20/10 even better than Madoka Magica

  3. Vange Chandran

    hahahaha I had all these same thoughts when I sampled it. The animation was horrendous, and I still don’t get why the anime is called “Vampire Holmes” when there aren’t any vampires. The jokes weren’t that funny, and this is coming from someone who laughs at everything. Like Tenshi, I want my two minutes back (I gave up after two minutes).

    At least it wasn’t an entire 20-minute episode of bullshit though. It could have been worse?

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