I’m just going to start off by saying this. While I really do like Eriri, and i don’t HATE the black haired girl and kato, I DESPISE the main male character. Before I even jump into this review every single time I see this little shit on screen I want to punch him in his stupid fucking bullshit face. Every episode he gets worse, and from episode 00 I KNOW he doesn’t get any better. Oh, but there’ll be plenty of time for that later. Let’s get into the episode.
So the episode starts off with Tomoyo (I think that’s this fucker’s name) getting one more chance to finish a proposal for the dating sim that doesn’t suck ass. And luckily for him, it’s golden week so he has a few days off to work on it. He invites Kato to come work on it, but she’s off in Hokkaido with her family on vacation.
So now I think to myself “Well, at least this asshole is going to work on his self indulgent game.” Nope, he fucking procrastinates and reads manga and shit.
He then chastises himself for doing that and promises he’ll work harder the next day.
Okay fine maybe this time-
AND THEN HE DOES IT AGAIN!
Mother dsjifoajlkf.jfodsljf.f. i hate this guy.
So eventually he wakes up and finds that Eriri is there working on her manga. She’s obviously doing this as she could guess that he hasn’t gotten any work done and is there as a motivational drive to help him out. You know, after he BEGGED her to help him. So what does he do? He decides to be a sarcastic douche. Cause, you know, he’s the main character we’re supposed to sympathize and all.
Following this, the black haired girl shows up and talks to him for a while about how, if he’s not really that interested in doing it, he needs to give up. He then seemingly has a moment of realization and basically screams at her how this is his soul, it’s so important to him and h0w he’ll never give up. She accepts this, leaves…. and guess what he does? Just FUCKING GUESS.
…If I could punch a hole through my screen without breaking my computer I would. He….procrastinates….again? I just…i have no words. I really have no words. No, you know what? This guy doesn’t deserve his own game. Fuck him, fuck his idiocy. Fuck his laziness, fuck his attitude. He deserves NOTHING. He DESERVES to die alone with no friends and his dreams unfulfilled. I HATE this guy.
Regardless, he then meets up with kato as she recreates the scene of them meeting. We find out that she actually SKIPPED OUT on her family’s vacation because she knew this guy couldn’t FIGURE OUT A GAME IDEA ON HIS OWN. So yeah, entire golden week with family? Skipped because this guy is a lazy fuck and everyone knows it.
She even got Eriri and the black haired girl to help her reinvent herself to be a model game character for this FUCKTARD.
And then, after allll that. After ALLLL that, his proposal still ends up sucking. Because he writes it like a masturbatory fanfic, completely missing the point. The end.
There are so many things wrong with this guy I….okay fine. Let me say what this episode did right….it’s a short list.
The main thing is , the girls. I really do like Eriri. She’s cute, she’s fun, and she’s adorable. She really needs to go after a guy who’s better. Which would be well..anybody. But she doesn’t deserve this show.
The black haired girl and kato are actually growing on me slightly. they’re quiet, but they have a bit of a unique charm. Of course, I could be just comparing them to the waste of a human being that is the main character.
All right. Now on to the fun stuff. Why this fucker is the worst thing to happen to anime since Tigre from Vanadis.
Okay, first off, he is selfish. My dear sweet baby jesus on holy mountain is this guy mother fucking selfish. All he does is complain and whine about how this game that he’s barely putting any effort into isn’t working out. He begs for help and then gets bitchy when they don’t shower him with praise for his own selfish ideas. There is NO reason any of these girls should like him.
I actually do love the idea of some girls liking a nerdy guy. BUT the guy has to make it up with his positive qualities. His kindness, his generosity, his selflessness, his friendship, his sympathy. SOMETHING. A good nerdy character will have his nerdiness overwritten by his positive qualities. THIS GUY HAS NONE. There is NOTHING good about this guy. The only reason i’m finding that these girls like him is “Hey look, he’s the main character.” Eriri he just happened to be childhood friends with her and treats her like shit. The black haired girl he begs for her critique and help and then argues when she doesn’t say he’s amazing. And Kato, he basically pulls from her life and goes “Hey hey, I want to make a game where the main guy dates and basically ends up fucking something who looks and acts like you. That okay? Cool, well you’re coming to my house and going to spend time with me. cool? okay good because that works for me and i’m the only opinion that matters.” A normal girl would not find this appealing.
I know Kato is normally a character that has spent her life in the background and i’m all for the “guy who finally notices her” trope. But no. Not like this. This guy is a fucking jerk who uses these girls for his own selfish goals. I’ve checked, and there is NOTHING redeemable about this character. He’s oblivious to the way other people feel, he beyond selfish, and on top of it all, HE’S FUCKING LAZY for his own selfish work that he wants to do! It boggles the mind that this guy is a main character. He really is more of a comic relief villain character you’re supposed to hate.
Another thing I have to mention is this. He is SO CENTRALLY focused on getting this main girl story aspect to work, but I have never seen him mention ONE THING about the other romantic interests in the game. I don’t know what dating sims YOU play fucker mcfuckerson, but nearly every dating sim I’VE ever seen has 3-5 possible love interests. And I rarely EVER pick the main girl. So far all this fucker has is, meet the girl on a hill and they fuck. the end. There is NO other mention of the other girls. You cannot just have 1 girl in this game you stupid fuck. But he’s SO focused on what HE wants, on what would make HIM happy, he’s completely ignoring everything that goes into making a game. If that’s all you want, then just…you know what, i’d say fuck Kato, but no. You don’t deserve Kato. You don’t even deserve PORN. you deserve NOTHING. You deserve to die alone and sad looking at your failed life and the horrible person you are.
I could keep going on ranting about this guy, but…I can’t. I’m too disgusted with this fucker. Eriri, the black haired girl, and kato deserve more than this. Fuck this guy. you can do better.
(Drops mic)
Episode 2/10
-Hideki
I think you’re going to enjoy what happens to the main character.