You know, I actually have to say i’m impressed with something in this show. They’re still able to make episodes out of absolutely nothing. It’s like giving your little brother a towel and a camera and with nothing else, make movies. And first he does one, and then another, and to your surprise, he just keeps pumping them out. They may be stupid, they may be boring, but by god he’s still making them. This is basically this show.
So between thinking we’re fat, finding homes for kittens, returning a photo, I don’t know how the show’s going to keep topping itself. What the fuck is this episode going to be about?
So..the episode is about a freshman worrying about that treating upperclassmen in her school club like friends is rude. (rubs temple with fingers) jesus mother of fuck… (sighs) fine. we want THIS to be our focal point of the episode? Fine. I don’t even fucking care anymore.
So the episode starts out with 2 girls wanting sweet potatoes from the school cafeteria. (oh god please I don’t want to go back to the cafeteria again!) however they’re sold out. So..sucks to be them I guess.
It’s then that girl A and girl B (I don’t even fucking care enough to go back and look these girls up. they’re basically the same girl with different sized boobs and a different wig) secretly see the upperclassmen talking and she thinks she hears them say that they believe she’s rude for treating upperclassmen in her club like friends.
Treating them like friends! You bitch!
She then meets up with a girl from the occult club who found an old school club book from 1984 and is trying to decipher the secret code that it left behind.
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention, Girl A is in the “Light Music Club” What the mother of fuck is “light music club?” I don’t even know what that would BE. Is that like…orchestra? soft pop? What the fuck is LIGHT MUSIC CLUB?
Sorry, it’s bothering me. But i’ll get back on track..whatever the fuck being on track in this show means.
So for some reason Girl A thinks that if they solve this riddle that it will get the upperclassmen. Why? If you think I know then I have some terrible news for you.
The idiot brigade picks up more people along the way and-
What the…
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?!?!
I…I think I found something that beats the two toned hair girl!
What? do you think that this is just a one time thing like “oh they put stars over this girls eyes one time for stylized joke like she’s thinking about being famous or something?
oh no no no no.
THESE ARE HER EYES FOR THE WHOLE EPISODE
Dude. I could maybe even accept the hair. But this? What the fuck is THIS? Are you guys having such a hard time distinguishing between your 100 identical girls that you need to start having them have insane non-human physical traits. Cause I think you do!
It is so hard to stay on topic for this episode when the topic is NOTHING.
Eventually they go to the library to figure out the code. Then the librarians tells them that they’re missing a page.
DKFLASJFLDASJLFDJLAFD Are you trying to tell me that between all those 6+ girls, NOBODY saw that? NOBODY?!
GAH FUCK THIS SHOW!
Know what? i’m skipping to the ending. They find out the answer is fucking sweet potatoes okay? The answer is goddamn mother fucking sweet potatoes.
They pass out the sweet potatoes and everyone is fucking delirious. Know what? I’m not going to question it. In a world with fucking two toned hair people, people with stars in their fucking eyes, and a school with an occult club and a FUCKING LIGHT MUSIC CLUB I don’t doubt the answer is sweet potatoes. Fucking fine. why the fuck not.
Also they realize they’re fucking idiots because They did one of those “leaving before hearing the whole conversation thing” because if they hadn’t have left they would have heard that it was out of context and they overheard the wrong part. GAH ONE OF THOSE ENDINGS TOO?!!?DGKLHAKJDJKLGSDJKLFH,GDF,JDKHFDKL
Besides, do you really think ANYONE could be a douche in this show? everyone’s so goddamn bland, uninteresting, interchangeable, and retarded it hurts my brain.
This is the kind of show that makes paint drying look like an olympic sport. They managed to take a mystery and turn it into the dullest, blandest, most uninteresting piece of garbage I’ve seen in a long time.
The reason I’m so infuriated with this show is because it’s just so BORING. Nothing worth ANYTHING happens. How should I describe this best….
You ever watch a movie or tv show where the world is perfect, everyone’s happy, the sun’s shining, the birds are singing, and then something really bad happens about 3 minutes into the film and kills everyone except for the main character or ruins people’s lives? Well this is pretty much that three minutes. ONLY THAT’S THE ENTIRE SERIES.
The worst possible thing I’ve seen that could have happened in this series is “The kids would have had to bring their own lunch” that is LITERALLY the worst possible scenario I came across in this series so far. I…I’m going to keep reviewing this but….my god. it’s…. so full of NOTHING
Episode: …what the fuck do you rate NOTHING?
-Hideki
Hahahah I guess the stars-in-her-eyes girl is the lame slice-of-life parody of Wrath from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Awkward.
Oh wow, the amount of fucks in this :))
As for light music, it’s a generic term applied to a less serious form of orchestral music featuring shorter pieces written to appeal to a larger audience.