You know, they define insanity as “Repeating the same action and expecting a different result.” So what the fuck is “Doing the same thing even though you know it’s going to be painful and do it anyway”? Sadism, Masochism. I don’t fucking know. All I know is, it’s watching this show. God help me. I’m still watching this show.
So the episode starts out with them telling us that after the battle there was a slight peace, but Broken Mcstupid bitch had to go back to her king to explain her actions. Holy sweet jesus you mean there’s actually repercussions for doing shit on your own?!?!
So the king’s like “The fuck bitch? Did we give you permission to give over our army to a prisoner to defend a land that’s not even ours?
Basically Stupid bitch mcfuckface’s response is “He hired me.” God fucking damn it show. HE WAS YOUR PRISONER YOU STUPID BITCH. Can soldiers do that? Can like… if a guy was taken prisoner in World war 2 could he have gone up to the superior officer of the camp and been like “Hey, can i borrow 100 of your troops to go fight off guys who are trying to take over my land?” FUCK YOU SHOW.
It’s at this point another chick with a giant rack steps and tries to defend her. Sadly that works and instead of getting tried for treason or you know, anything that would normally happen, she gets to go off on her merry way, now apparently completely forgetting that Douche McFuck is her prisoner as he’s free to go off.
And I have to make a point here. Look. I don’t care what land you’re from. Middle Earth, Westheros, or fucking New Mexico. YOU DO NOT WEAR THIS when there’s an audience with your king.
No show fuck you. I like boobs. But you would NEVER wear this to a meeting with the king’s court. Fuck you.
Oh, and we also meet this chick.
Yeah. What she said.
She shows up and tells Fucker mc big tits that she’s an idiot and did a stupid thing. So then immediately she devolves it into how her boobs are smaller than hers.
It’s like. My god bitch. She had a valid complaint of how you basically pulled a treasonous act because you want a prisoner’s dick and you respond with a “haha your boobs aren’t as big as mine?” Fuck you. Fuck you to hell. This bitch- no. no i’ll actually call her by her name. Lourie doesn’t like the leader of the country she’s allied with but does it for the good of her people. Fucker mccockinmouth does what she wants because she wants this fucking guy’s dick. So good for you Lourie.
Tigre the cocksucker’s friend shows up at his house and tells him about how people are pissed at him. So he asks if he’s going to team up with the other kingdom to help him out. He says nope, Fuck him and decides to find his own allies. Once again I would say he could take on a whole army by himself because he’s an overpowered Gary Stu fuck. But that’s just me.
Oh yeah. So the father of the guy who died last episode
Decides to send assassins after Fuckface. Now apparently these guys are like the best assassins ever. He knows for a fact that he has war maidens hanging around him, but fuck it. These guys are supposedly the best assassins ever. Fuckface is so fucking dead.
So on their travels they come across the assassins. And yeah. The assassins are as “Awesome” as you think they would be against them.
Oh. the tension. it. is. heart.stopping.
end of episode.
Oh yeah. but not before ms fuckfart’s assistant is bitten by a snake on the boob and Tigre has to…suck out the poison…like this. (puts head in hands)
Yeah um… that’s uh… that’ some sucking out poison there.
This brings me to another thought. WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ARMOR? THIS SHIT WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU DIDN’T WEAR A FUCKING BIKINI GOING INTO BATTLE.
I’m glad that for once a show showed up how fucking STUPID it is to basically wear an open cleavaged BRA into the fray. Really. If she was wearing armor, this wouldn’t have been an issue.
And another thing that pisses me off. Why the FUCK did the assassins attack NOW when he was with two war maidens? They spent a while telling us how AMAZING these assassins were but they didn’t bother attacking when he was say… SLEEPING ALONE WITH GHOSTOFTINYTITTA ABOUT 30 MINUTES BEFORE THIS! they wait until he’s combat ready with 2 fucking war maidens. AND THE GUY WHO SENT THEM KNEW HE WAS WITH A WAR MAIDEN!
I.. I don’t with this show. The bad guys all took stupid pills and the good guys sound like they were self inserted Gary Stus.
This show. It’s like… imagine if you were put into a world with interesting magic ideas and rules, but it was run by complete idiots.
I guess one of the good things about this episode is that it made me rage a little less than the last episode, if not only because people actually called them out for being idiots.
The only character besides the king I can stomach in this show is Louri because she isn’t putting up with this shit. She’s like “Fuck all you bitches!” But I just know that later she’ll realize she actually likes Tigre and have a crush on him and blegh blegh blegh. I’m just going to enjoy her while I can because THERE’S NOTHING ELSE TO ENJOY IN THIS FUCKING SHOW.
I still hate this show. with all that I am I hate this show. Fuck it, Fuck its family, fuck everything about it.
Go fuck yourself and have a fucked up day Vanadis.
Episode 3/10
-Hideki