Black Bullet ep 6: DON’T DO THIS TO ME SHOW

This episode features adorable little girls and murder- so it’s every other episode of Black Bullet!

This episode begins with focus on Tina – the assassin from before – hanging out with Rentaro. Rentaro seems oddly fond of her despite not seeming to realize she is a cursed child- making his interest genuinely some of compassion.

Damn this moe person. . . .how does this show always manage to make me love these precious moe gifts from above?? I should be annoyed but they’re all so perfectly cute!

Shit she is adorable.

Anyway, Rentaro feeds Tina before she has to go. Then we learn the unfortunate part of this episode- Tina is now going to be sent to kill Kisara. As you can guess THIS WILL NOT BE GOING OVER WELL WITH RENTARO. So far neither Tina nor Rentaro realize they are enemies. Okay I know where this is going and I’m not going to feels things I REFUSE! Let’s cut to Rentaro, who is talking with Miori to find the origin of the bullets the sniper used. He finds out that this person MUST be superhuman. Okay Rentaro let’s begin a countdown of putting those dots together. . .

As usual Kisara and Miori are fighting over Rentaro. In hindsight I miss the lovey crap Enju was doing because at least she is not a woman in a powerful position using her power to instigate fights with other women over a boy. Really Miori and Kisara? Really? Enju is ten and she is really pulling this shit off better than you guys.

This is blatantly annoying. It’s hard to take these girls seriously when all they do is bitch over a guy and if he works at their organization or not. More importantly Rentaro visits his creepy doctor mentor who begins to explain to him some background information on his current situation. Namely that she and three other people had set up a program to enable humans to better fight Gastrea before they realized the potential of the cursed children. She also warns now that he and Enju are considered more important in the rankings that he will be up against people who were from this program, which means there will be more people like himself.

Meanwhile Tina is getting updated on the information about who Kisara is and manages to miss who it is the Promoter she’ll be fighting is. Yes show. I know. You want me to cry. WELL I’M NOT GONNA DO IT THIS TIME DAMMIT!

NO WAY NOT GONNA HAPPEN I’M NOT GONNA DO IT

NOPE NOPE NO FEELINGS I DONT FEEL THINGS NOTHING IS BEING FELT HERE

Fuck. Fine. I’M SAD NOW ARE YOU HAPPY SHOW? YOU CAN INTRODUCE ANYONE AND EVERYONE AND I’LL JUST LIVE WITH IT WHEN YOU CRUSH MY SOUL OVER THEM YOU FUCKS

My feelings hurt MY FEELINGS HURT YOU FUCKING SHOW /sobs furiously/

Tina gets away and Kisara collapses, but we see it’s because she needs a new kidney. Wait what? I am actually interested in this. She has to get dialysis on screen and then actually tries to make Rentaro hold her hand, but is cockblocked by Enju. In this funniest way possible. The booby way.

Not by the dialysis machine but hey close enough right?? Enju gropes her boobs and then they get serious again, with Kisara declaring Rentaro has to take down Tina. WHY U DO DIS SHOW. I GET IT THEY CAN’T BE HAPPY THE CURSED CHILDREN HAVE SHITTY LIVES SSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Tina indeed does not relent and plans to attack Seitenshi- going so far as to injure Rentaro in the next attack. Enju decides to pursue her on her own but this ends badly as Seitenshi discovers Tina is one of the top 100 Cursed Children ranking. Rentaro calls only for Tina to pick up the phone on Enju’s end. . . leaving us on a cliffhanger- has Tina killed Enju or is she just critically wounded?

I DON’T KNOW AND I’M SCARED

DON’T DO THIS TO ME TINA. DON’T DO THIS TO ME SHOW! IS IT FUCKING TUESDAY YET?????

Oki