Impression:
I realize that I’m only doing this first impression as a joke but… I didn’t think that it would be this bad. I mean, I almost stopped the episode half way and slit my wrists. The main character (whose name I do not, (A), remember and, (B), don’t want to remember) drove me to this point. An impassioned idol? An annoyingly optimistic idol? An idol with big boobs and no brain? Miss Main Character has all of these traits and I dislike her very, very, very much. Now I know I’m always making jokes about High School DxD not having a plot but this was ridiculous. Her motivation was… stupid… her ‘dramatic moments’ were… even stupider… and her passion? I almost threw up. And so, like a plaster (or, ‘band-aid’ for all y’all American folk), I shall rip this mother f*cker off as fast as I can and move on.
Firstly, the plot… plot? Pah.
Secondly, the characters. Shallow. I refuse to refer to a single one of them by name and so they shall now be known as ‘Boobs One’ and ‘Boobs Two’. Now Boobs and Boobs are idols, Boobs being a better idol than Boobs. Now Boobs gets her Boobs squeezed in the shower by Annoying Boobs Three and Annoying Boobs Four. Boobs get all up in Boobs face when Boobs is better at being an idol than her. And so, Boobs and Boobs go to a pro-wrestling club to fight to the death with Rude Boobs and Boobs and Boobs train and train until Boobs and Boobs are ready to take on Boobs. Boobs loses. Other Boobs loses. Boobs.
The animation and soundtrack? They were tits.
And finally, the boobs… the actual boobs, that is. The ecchi in this show is the only redeeming feature (and I would hope so too!), the setting providing and great opportunity for big boobed women to be stretched and squeezed in every direction. So, basically, if you’re looking for boobs, women’s wrestling and idols (ugh) then this is the show for you!
But, on a more serious note, avoid this show at all costs. Thank you.
Possibility of Blogging: I’d rather die.
Alright Japan. It’s fine if you want to make a show that’s all ecchi and no plot, and it’s fine if you want to make a show about women’s wrestling. But don’t you stand there for one second and try to tell me that there’s a single female wrestler out there who’s breasts are as large and buoyant as these girls’, or whose limbs are as soft and slender as theirs. NO.
Chris, thanks for blogging this episode, it gave me a good laugh! And now I can rest assured I was right to break my ‘watch the first episode of everything’ rule by skipping this.
This show essentially proves that even within the ecchi genre, there are standards. Very low standards mind you, but they do exist. I’m actually surprised that A-grade seiyuu (Taketatsu Ayana/Asumi Kana) would agree to make these rape noises on a weekly basis. They should have been paid extra for their shame.
I’m glad you share my disdain for this show, Chris. Good man 😀