Shingeki no Snail’s-pace (kyojin) [ep 16]: prelude to OH MY GOD WE GET IT

Even though it’s always good, sometimes this show moves slower than my update schedule. (BAAM)

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We get it Attack on Titan, SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN, WE REPEAT,

WE KNOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

So let it already you bastards! 

My major complaint about the show right now is, did they really need three episodes for this? I love seeing Levi pet his horses and be a neat freak, but was it really worth all this? Okay, yes, it was, but we could have totally cut out scenes of SOMETHING to make this smoother. I mean, come on. Really? I mean, really. This whole episode was basically devoted to Jean saying ‘I don’t want to die but I’ll join the Survey corps’ WELL THEN SHUT UP JEAN

i believe they feel the same way as i do
i believe they feel the same way as i do

EVERYONE IS SCARED BUT IM TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT YA DICK FACE

I don’t hate Jean but if we’re going to talk truths, the first two episodes were bearable because it was basically Levi and Hanji have moments of BAMF. I mean, need I really explain how 15 minutes of Jean wanting not to die might grate on my nerves? This whole series is WE REALLY DON’T WANT TO DIE : THE MUSICAL PRODUCTION.

get this bitch some maneuver gear
get this bitch some maneuver gear

 

Basically nobody EVER wants to join the Survey Corps, presumably because it requires you to take ten surveys online about your teeth hygiene habits followed by your type of laundry detergent. Jean just can’t admit he likes his whites teddy bear soft. When they find his half eaten remains, they’ll finally realize how adequately he kept his underpants despite the release of his bowels. SURVEY CORPS

shingekinobenefits

And of course we learn during the episode Armin, Mikasa, and everyone but Annie who seems not to want them to join the Survey Corps are all joining it. Mikasa we know the motivation, but lets be for real. That chick could run a survey squad like burning. Anyway, Erwin gives a moving speech about how they’ll all die and then they cry and Mikasa sees Eren and threatens to murder Levi and THEN THEY LEAVE THE WALL SO FIGHTS- RIGHT?

RIGHT?

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Oh. Nope. End of episode. Fucking acorn ending.

 . . . . NEXT WEEK WE FINALLY GET INTO THE ACTION! NO MORE JEAN CRYING! NO MORE LEVI WEARING A CLEANING MASK- WAIT, THAT LAST ONE ISN’T GOOD AT ALL…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Oki

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  1. GoodbyeNavi July 30, 2013

    It is moving extremely slowly! Which is expected because they want to buildup anticipation but it is driving me nuts! I need to see some action soon! At least it was Jean crying this episode and Armin was very mature and not balling like a hungry newborn.

    1. Oki July 31, 2013

      You’d think they’d have like flashes of action to keep us going but come on! Come on! Comeee oooon! And I was happy to see Armin has grown a ton too, it pleases me immensely.

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