This week on Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun, Haru must decide who he loves more- Shizuku or a rooster.

haru's giant rooster

Except that’s not what happens at all.

So of course this week I was anxiously awaiting this anime. So yesterday I downloaded it raw and watched it all, and mostly understood it, except all of the glorious sexual innuendo. Stop it show. Stop it or put out. YOU CAN’T TEASE ME THIS WAY YOU JUST CAN’T.

haru tonari no kaibutsu-kun is sexy HARU IS HOT

So Shizuku is totally in lurve with Haru. The whole episode is pretty much her going OMG OMG OMG I CANT DEAL WITH THIS I AM SOCIALLY AWKWARD. She even asks Haru if he loves her in a romantic way to which he says I’D TOTALLY DO YOU

Dammit anime, stop it. Stop it or I’m writing porn. PUT OUT OR STOP IT DAMMIT

haru's rooster wants to come out
Haru’s rooster – it wants to come out
Then a girl who is completely me comes into the story. She is stupid and begs Shizuku to help her study, because she sucks. Shizuku refuses, but her persistence pays off because Haru is moved by her reason to request help. Studying commences.

natsume tonari no kaibutsu-kun sexy

Also, the rooster is following them around. As you can already see, the deep and complicated relationship between Haru and his rooster is already causing Shizuku trouble. Will I ever be able to accept that rooster? She wonders, as Oki thinks up more porn centric double entendres because this show encourages her too much.

fufufu tonari no kaibutsu-kun natsume internet

Haru begins to help Natsume but Shizuku is busy being conflicted about Haru’s rooster- I mean if she loves Haru or not. She scares Haru’s rooster and eats dinner THIS IS TOO EASY I’LL STOP I PROMISE.

Haru comes looking for Natsume who I assume has gone into a math coma much like myself. But then he explains that now he doesn’t feel empty inside because of Shizuku, but he looks like he can’t see anything when he’s explaining that.

As we proceed through the episode, Haru’s chicken bothers people, especially the teacher. She repeatedly tells him not to bring it out during school. To which Shizuku is annoyed. (That does not happen)

Shizuku ends up realizing that loving Haru has opened a doorway for her, and so she’s very happy. The episode ends with her confessing she loves him.

tonari no kaibutsu-kun haru is a sexy beast

BUT I KNOW IT’S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

NO WAY CAN I EVER HAVE MY WAY IN THESE SHOWS

EITHER HE REJECTS HER OR HE’S HIT BY A BUS NEXT EPISODE, BET YOU MONEY. I am going for he leaves Shizuku for his chicken. It’s a common problem among teenage boys.

You know both of these main characters are very young, and probably don’t have a clue about real love. I’m excited to see how it plays out.

That was the day Haru was tragically hit by the Taco truck.
Also I like Haru’s rooster.

Shutting up

Oki

This Post Has 3 Comments

  1. Linzz

    THE ROOSTER IS A MUST PAGE TITLE!!! OMG I’M ROLLING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS AND THIS EPISODE IS JUST SO PRECIOUS.

    Okay, caps overload but doesn’t matter. /fangirlsoverharu

  2. KF

    I still don’t get how a 32 is considered a passed? This is Japan – I thought they are pretty strict and all that. Still, poor Natsume – her attractiveness and Haru’s attitude result in her being banish by the community. Awww … and the poor girl just want to have some friends. Poor Natsume.

    TQ

    1. Oki

      The way it works is in each subject, you can get 100 points. Usually there are 3-5 subjects, 30 is passing but not by any means good. It’s basically like you get it, but barely. Together you end up with a cumulative set. 🙂

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