So there’s a lot of plot in this episode…but it really boils down to EVERYBODY KILL ELEVENTH AND DESTROY HIS SHIT BECAUSE HE’S USING EIGTH’S SERVER TO GIVE PEOPLE FUTURE DIARIES AND SOMEHOW THIS WILL EVOLVE EVERYONE but really, lets be for real here. This episode involves some heavy Ninth trying to stop him action, and some heavy Nishijima being awesome action. SO THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GONNA TALK ABOUT.
Nishijima had been assigned to Eleventh’s personal guard. Ninth decided then that their work together was finally over, and decided to try and take out Eleventh as best as she could before his diary took hold. Unfortunately Eleventh has a diary so powerful she can’t seem to do much, not even escape! But just as it seems she’s going to be caught, Nishijima saves her!
Ninth asks him why…and to Ninth’, AND MY, surprise, Nishijima pulls out a ring and says she should marry him! O___O
omg. and the following scene is…THE BEST. Ninth can’t wrap her head around the proposal or even being married, and gets funny images in her mind.
what follows the above picture is a cake opening with a baby. To which Ninth also freaks out at the thought of
…To which Nishijima simply replies…
OH MY GOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NISHIJIMA WHY SO COOL
omkfhgkjdfhgkjdhgkjdhfkjdhjdhflksdh NINTH WHY SO CUTE NISHIJIMA WHY SO AWESOME SEX WHY YOU NOT HAVING GUY WHY YOU NOT HAVING WHY YOU NO HAVING AAAGGGGGGGGHHH
So Ninth seems weirded out by it, but makes a deal that if he can help take out Eleventh, she will. And of course, NISHIJIMA WANTS TO BONE HER SO BAD HE DOES INDEED THROW AN EXPLOSIVE AND BLOW UP THE WHOLE THING. ENJOY YOUR BOOBIES NISHIJIMA. YOU EARNED THEM. SO MUCH.
But Ninth begins to wonder…why are her actions so easy to predict, yet Nishijima was able to save her easily? She figures out that his diary can read all the entries of other diaries! So together with Hinata, Mao, Kousaka and Akise she plots to give fake diaries to thwart his attempts. Most importantly before I move on, HAVE ONE MORE NISHIJIMA BEING CUTE TO NINTH
Anyway, they put their plan into motion and actually seem to trip up Eleventh with their fake diary entries!
Unfortunately….the plan does not last long. Eleventh’s secretary has a diary that aids his, and so he’s able to discern the truth. And before Ninth can realize it, she loses her hand, and Nishijima loses his life. Nishijima shields her body from an oncoming barrage of bullets, just in time for Yuki to show up and admit he used her distraction to get in without getting hurt. And then Nishijima’s body falls to the floor, along with the ring he proposed to her with.
To which I say…FULL YALL. FUCK YOU, FUTURE DIARY. FUCK YOU AND YOUR LEADING ME ON AND YOUR SAD NISHJIMA DYING AND YOU MAKING ME A SAD IN THE FACE CRYING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Oki