Blood C 11 THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! And I still don’t give a fuck.

So Saya doesn’t remember anything, there was never anything to remember, and well…I review another week of Blood C.

 

 

Oh so Shinichirou’s not dead, this is all a big secret and there’s mindfucks and obviously Saya is in a fake made up life AND WHY DO I CARE ALL YOU’VE DONE IS SHOVE THIS SHIT DOWN MY THROAT. HOW DO I EVEN CARE IF SHE’S SUCKED SO MUCH. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT? THEN KISS MY ASS, GOOD JOB IN MAKING ME NOT GIVE A SHIT!

 

Also apparently IT’S ALL A GAME THEY’VE ALL BEEN PLAYING EVEN TOKIZANE SAAAAN

 

So it appears they are all

 

ACTORS

 

ACTOOOOOOOOOOORS

 

IN A CAST

 

GETTIN PAID

 

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

OKAY CLAMP. YOU’VE GOT MY ATTENTION…

 

AHAHAHAH

 

Apparently the ‘main cast’ was given items to protect them from the Elder Bairns, but everyone else is dead.

 

Wow you know normally I’d go, OH YOU GOT ME CLAMP

 

BUT EVEN THIS

 

EVEN THIS

 

IS NOT ENOUGH

 

TO MAKE ME

 

GENUINELY

 

CARE

 

 

this is kind of. WOW. LIKE. OH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SURPRISED? THEY WERE BLANK SLATES AND I HATED THEM SO WHY SHOULD I CARE? I MEAN, CAUSE I REALLY KINDA DON’T. MAN. SERIOUSLY. LIKE, OHHH THEY’RE ALL EVIL AND NOT HER FRIENDS. WELL IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE LAST EPISODE I STOPPED CARING EVEN ABOUT MY FAVORITE. So this…DOESN’T BOTHER ME CLAMP.

 

See here’s the thing. I think they want me to feel bad for Saya BUT EVEN FUCKING NOW I DON’T KNOW ENOUGH. AND I DON’T CARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? FOR THIS SHOW TO BE OVER. THAT’S WHEN I’LL CRY AND FEEL EMOTIONS.

 

WHEN THIS SHOW

 

IS OVER

 

SO END

 

END RIGHT NOW

 

AND WE’RE COOL

 

THEN TOKIZANE CALLS SAYA A FREAK

 

OKAY

 

MAYBE I DO WANT YOU TO KILL HIM

 

SO KILL HIM

 

THEN SHOW OVER

 

BYE BYE

 

Ok so then they force her to drink this blood, the blood of the ~elder bairns~ and she flips out

 

 

enter flashback time! in which saya still sucks and this is still boring and WHERE IS THE 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE IVE WASTED ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT

 

 

Okay so Saya stops sucking, is kind of badass and does stuff  blah blah she goes down for a nap~~!!! And it turns out after Saya blacks out, she’s been drinking the blood of elder bairns.

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

 

WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES?

 

I DONT CAAARE

 

I DONT KNOW ANYONE WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES

 

OOOOH IT’S SO ~SHOCKING~

 

 

The teacher who isn’t really a teacher is so fascinated by her, the bitch twins are whatever, Tokizane’s like WHERE’S MUH MONEY AND I’M LIKE, huh, saya does look hot covered in blood.

 

 

So blah blah they all did it for a reward WHAT DO I CARE OMG EVEN THE PLOT REVELATION IS BORING. STOP BEING SO BORING. I HATE YOU.

 

And they mention something about Shrovetides which is the period the elder bairns can eat humans before they have to fast. And that’s the covenant, blah blah blaaaah The teacher then says she’s tired of Saya being drugged and forces her to drink the rest of the blood because she wants to see a real shrovetide.

 

So Saya’s blood was almost completely drained in order to keep her under control and all those floating blood things was her blood and they used tranquilizers to get her at first and okay SO WHAT.

 

Then an elder bairn attacks and they get found out ~~~ blah

and tokizane is an asshooole..

 

Okay so pretty much let me give you a real synopsis before I bust it all out,

 

OKAY

 

So Saya was captured by what I assume is guimauve guy. Yeah he’s totally in charge and busts up in there before the end of the episode. So she’s kidnapped. Some sort of deal is made but Saya is obviously captured against her will, has her blood drained, and is repeatedly hypnotized and drugged. The people involved are people who get some sort of gain, and Tokizane and Nono and Nene are complete buffoons who hate responsibility and just want something for their gain. However, the teacher is truly interested in Saya in a maniacal way. I think we can assume guimauve guy wants to fuck Saya desperately, er I mean use her power. Yeah. That’s it. Fuck her endlessly. Er, fuck her up. Okay fine I can deal with this, it’s kind of kinky. But anyway they’ve messed up his plans and Saya is kind of paralyzed by drinking the elder bairns

 

OKAY NOW HERE IS MY CRITIQUE.

 

This. Took. Too. Fucking long. There is no way they can resolve this or make it a fun ending. This episode wasn’t paced well at all and it was the best episode in the series. It made all the episodes moot. It made the entire series moot. It was just a really long play that took too long. They should have told us five episodes ago that Saya was definitely being drugged and that everyone had bad intentions. Instead they tried to be fucking M Night Shamalyan. So now, I don’t care about Saya. I WANT HER DESTROYED. I WANT THEM ALL DESTROYED.

 

INCIDENTALLY, GUIMAUVE GUY, HAVE SEX WITH SAYA. SEX MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

 

So yeah. now we know…what we suspected. But not even fucking why he’s doing it. Not that it’ll be a surprise. He’s either using her for power, wants to fuck her, or is doing some complicated bullshit to prove the morality of all people and things.

 

And at this point, I don’t even give a fuck.

Oki