Hanasaku Iroha 7 8 AND 9 – Shit gets crazy WRY KOU-CHAN and YUINA MY WAIFU

The last three weeks of episodes which I believe is properly described as, man, bitches sure be crazy. And adorable.

on that note

so cute SO FUCKING

FUCKING CUTE

Okay that’s not even episode 7 but come on that shit is so cute

No?

Okay fine let’s start off with episode 7.

Tomoe is talking to her mother, who wants her to go to a marriage interview and settle down! Tomoe starts to consider it because she has no suitors and works hard as a waitress. Meanwhile she comes to the inn to find that several notoriously bad customers are coming. Meanwhile Ohana is stalked by ninjas assassin military men.

Oh.

…Oh yeah.

Ninja assassin military men.

And in order to escape these ninjas of doom she makes a deal with Kyubey and becomes a magical girl, destroys them and in her fury and hatred for her own actions destroys the entire world THE END of episode 7 anyway episode 8 happens but

okay

i lied

BUT COME ON

so cute SO FUCKING CUTE AH I NORMAALLY DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SHIT BUT SHE IS SO..FUCKING…KAWAII DESU. FUCKING SHIT I WOULD BE A WEEABOO ALL DAY LONG FOR HER LUSCIOUS CURLS AND ADORKABLE ACCENT

okay anyway so scratch that kyubey thing it turns out these stalker ninja assasin military men of insanity are regulars who try to peep on the girls who work in the inn and this year they mean serious fuckin business!!!! Tomoe tries to tell the landlady she wants to quit but get’s pissed off and discouraged

However later that night a movie helps remind her she can’t just abandon Ohana and Nako so she determines she will sabotage herself in order to protect them! And she does this by thwarting the men’s plans, disrupting their meal plans, waking them up from sleep, guilt tripping them, and when they attempt to peep it turns out to be…

NOT THIS FUCKER AGAIN! TOO FAR TOMOE!

god i hate him. he needs to just die.

much better. STAY THAT WAY!

But it all turns out they appreciate her efforts! In the most cliche turn about they prefer to be challenged and they respect her for it. This makes Tomoe decide to stay at her job and makes her feel important.

While a bit cliche it was a good episode but

let’s face it

you know why you’re here

you’re here for one reason

let’s just cut straight to the point

EPISODE 8

BITCHES BE MOE

what do you want from me japan why so cute WHY SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIII jesus i just want to put em in magical girl outfits

Blah blah blah Yuina is nice and the inn gets lots of reservations KOU CHAN MIGHT APPEAR and creeper san is a creeper so blah blah cute girls are everywhere

Anyway the inn has a once in a lifetime chance to become a great and magical place! So they’re going to bribe the mystery reporter with food and give him better treatment. This makes everyone shake in their boots and Ohana go BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT but the crazy lady who is helping them says FOOD IS ALPHA, FOOD IS OMEGA, WHERE ARE BETA AND GAMMA SO WE CAN SUMMON VALKYRION UP IN THIS DUELIST BITCH?!

SPEAKING OF FISH

Shit starts to get intense. Literally the 24 music is playing but that is just because my sound is on mute and I have a very active imagination. Ohana is worried this isn’t what the landlady wants and Jiro starts to agree with bitchy press lady and you know that is when it is time to quit. I THOUGHT YOU DIED YOU FUCK

To be honest it was really hard to pay attention to this episode because come on

so much cute

INTENSE BIKE RIDING OCCURS

And there is a cliffhanger ending but no need to worry I HAVE EPISODE 9 RIGHT HERE!!!

So Ohana is RACING TO FIND TOHRU!!!! HE MUST BE FOUND FOR A PROPER DINNER SERVICE and their backup chef is really an ass

so yeah blah blah EVERYBODY BE CALLING AND LOOKING FOR TOHRU AT A WEDDING SERVICE and I’m just like God can we just get this shit out of the way? We get it, Shinji has a boner over Asuka, Ash likes pokemanz and the fluffy stuffed animal is evil. EITHER MOVE THE HELL ON OR GET ME WAFFLES.

And just as I said that as if God was like WELL I KNOW MY WAFFLES ARE IMMACULATE BUT YOU NEED TO FIT INTO THAT STOCKING COSPLAY Kou chan calls and oh

oh my god guys fuck I CANNOT HANDLE. I CANNOT HANDLE THE SHEER AMOUNT OF CUTESINESS BETWEEN THEM. I want the end of this anime to dictate babehs and farms and INNS AND BEING REOWNED AND BEING A LANDLADY AND LOVE LOVE FOREVER FUCK kids this is why you go to school. So you can write anime blogs like a dumbass and squeal when KOU CHAN KOU CHAN OH GOD KJKHDGLKJSDKFDH

OHANA

k-k-k-k-k-ooou chaaaan

oh and kou chan rode out to see ohana but she went into the city hur hur hur hur

wry wry kou chan so shad T
_T

I’m sorry but the rest of this review will be my rage that THEY WERE PASSING EACH OTHER AND FUCK OH MY GOD I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW ANIME. NO! THE HAVE TO MEET AND KISS AND HUG AND BE ALL CUTESY BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUNG BUT THEN OH THE THEY SHALL MARRY AND WHAT THE HELL I MEAN COME ON THIS CHEESY SHIT?>! THIS CHEESY MOTHER FUCKING AW WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING CRYING ANIME CRYING SO MUCH FUCK YOU I WANT TTHEM TO BE TOGETHEEEEER AAAAAAAAH

nAW BUT Really in the end, Ohana was able to shine and work hard for herself. She needs this to be a better person herself, and what kind of person would she be if she just based all of her stuff off of a guy she isn’t even really dating yet? Still, I wish he could be there that night or show up the next day as some reward you know? T_T gah. So sad but enjoyable <3 As always, very very good Hanasaku Iroha. Ohana is growing into her own and I’m proud of her for that.

But if you do this shit to me again I’ll kill you.

Goodbye everyone !

– Oki