Bleach 304: Nightmare
Ichigo is once again in a dream where he and his friends are monster and needs to defeat two monster hunters in order to survive.
FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO KNOW: I watched it so you don’t have to, don’t watch this episode ! DO NOT WATCH IT. IT SUCKS, YOU WILL ONLY WASTE 30 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE, NOTHING WILL BE GAINED.
Now that this warning is done, I can start doing my painful task of reviewing the horror I have just witnessed.
Alright so, this is a filler, a really bad filler. Ichigo is resurrected as a frankenstein-like monster and all his friends are different kind of monster.
Do not worry, you won’t be scared, even though Rukia is a Succubus she doesn’t seduce anyone, even though Ishida is a vampire, he doesn’t drink blood. And the list go on. We have a group of fail monster all in the same room and monster killers, a.k.a Ichigo and Ishida Dads, are coming to kill them.
I wish the hunter killer would win, it would ease my pain of having watched that episode. But they represent the bad side so you already know they’ll lose.
The castle of the monster friends contains a snow crystal, that can transform them back to their human form, Ichigo wants this to happen as soon as possible, just like every one of us, because it means the nightmare will end.
Some “fighting” occurs, nothing impressive, nothing interesting, they are only fighting for the silliness of their fighting style.
After 20 minutes of long and horrible non-sense and boringness the show finally comes to an end. In the end it was not even Ichigo’s dream it was Captain Komamura’s nightmare… Happy 10 years Bleach, I am not looking forward for the 15 years anniversary, It will only keep getting worse I’m sure.
But if you think that now we got our fair share, second week with a poor and boring bleach filler. Well I have bad news for you. Next week will be a brand new filler episode ! YAI! I AM OVERJOYED ! someone can get me a rope please…
Thing I liked about this episode:
– I am one step closer to losing my sanity, making following filler easier to watch
If you were dumb enough to watch this like I did, I pity your soul. Otherwise if you are a Bleach fan, just go to vacation somewhere without any electricity for a couple of weeks, the time that the show continues with interesting stuff.
We shall see my sanity decrease a bit more next Wednesday, see you then.