Togainu No Chi ep 6: RIP Blue haired pirate hooker~

Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a dear, dear friend of ours.

Blue Haired Pirate Hooker

Although many of us only knew him for a short while, I am sure I am not alone when I say that he left a mark on me *beats chest with fist* right here.

Well.

He ain’t gettin’ any better! *whacked*

Episode 6 starts off rather unexpectedly gory. A bar. A dark shaded, oooo, mysterious figure walks in and kills everyone on sight. But what’s this? We never see his face so that must mean he is one of the main characters.

Uhmmm... I dun wanna sound like a smarass fine arts students here... but that's a light red... not dark

Right?

Riiiggghhhtt? *whacked*

After much carnage and a small monologue from mr mysterious narrator we cut to the opening and then to the next scene which is our beloved main whore Akira.

He is seen wandering around Toshima and just so happens to walk into the bar where a MASS AMOUNT OF DEAD BODDIES HAVE JUST BEEN DUMPED/THERE FROM THE OPENING SCENE

*cue dramatic music*

He sees a body that look likes Keisuke, but turns out it is not. He discovers that one person has survived this carnage but that man goes (totally off topic here, but my word is correcting “man goes” to “mangoes”, it knows I am hungry X3) running off like a bat out of hell.

We then cut to Rin who is lounging in the hotel lounge, he overhears some information about the drug, Line being cut by thirty or even fifty percent.

And then

We skip to another scene :P

Blue haired pirate hooker is scene consuming said drug just mention and hobbles off rather bizarrely.

I'm sorry, but all silly walks must first be licensed by the ministry of silly walks in order for them to be documented

Since this anime just LOVES to cut from SCENE to FUCKING SCENE we are now back at Akira who is walking down a suspicious alleyway. You think he would know not to do that by now. Lo and behold he meets up with a dear and beloved familiar.

Blue haired pirate hooker

It is obvious that BHPH –for short- is under the influence of the line but goes on to attack Akira anyways.

Now now. Calm down, no need to be hatin' on me here.

And he gets rather far, what with knocking him down to the ground, beating his face in with his fists and then dragging his body to the nearest wall and pinning his arms over his head and proceeding to ponder what he is going to do with him while licking the blood from the corner of his mouth.

O3O YES PLEASE!

It’s like fanfiction :D

Like the man from the last episode BHPH goes into a spazzy attack mathinger a few seconds after licking and therefore ingesting Akira’s blood.

He staggers off into another alleyway where he suddenly starts having flashbacks about his little sister.

Now.

I don;t know if this is because I played spectated many Japanese horror games but any form of a little sister usually means death… or near death

Both are bad

Uhhhhh *pulls out camera* BACK HEATHEN! If you get that reference cookies for YOU!

Enter mysterious shadow man from before; what with BHPH being beaten down and profusely weak from consuming Akira’s blood, he takes it upon himself to end BHPH’s life…

By…

Squishing his head like a par boiled potato…

Skidoosh

O_O

Aaannndd… that is the end of Blue Haired Pirate Hooker

May he rest in peace

The rock ballad that played through this entire scene was a truly epic song to lead you out on.

Well aren't you deader than dead, hmmm?

And your fucking creepy little sister is now wait for you…

It then decides to cut to Motomi and Rin back in the hotel lounge discussing what has gone even more wrong with Toshima; it has gone into chaos and all of this started once Akira and Keisuke came in.

Dun

Dun

Duuun

Cut to Akira who is now wandering a night skied Toshima contemplating what happened to BHPH earlier in the episode and how it happened before when he is suddenly reunited with who? KEISUKE *cue little kids screaming yay*

But what’s this? Keisuke looks like a fucking creeper!

Cuz dammit if you are, there goes my only chance at being top in a relationship!

And he is covered in blood.

Let me guess

He was the one who killed all the people in the bar and Blue Haired Pirate Hooker.

Right?

Riiiiggghht?

Goddammit don’t leave the OBVIOUS ANSWER until NEXT EPISODE *rage*

Would it be too cheezy to say FALCON PUNCH right here? :D

Keisuke then proceeds to punch Akira in the stomach, successfully knocking him unconscious, throwing him over his shoulder and walking off into the night.

I'm taking my bride home nao. K? Thx. Bai >:3

End episode D:<

*takes in deep breath* Why

Do

They

DO THIS!> *throws tables, chairs, bookshelves and everything else in sight* Is this supposed to be climatic? BECAUSE IT’S NOT! REALLY FUCKING NOT!! The OBVIOUS is NEVER climatic! This just makes your failed attempts at cliffhangers even MORE FUCKING ANNOYING! *mumbles in corner bitterly at world*

At least it seems that the plot is going somewhere, slowly

Let’s just hope it picks up the pace somewhat.

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2 Responses

  1. Anita says:

    lmao. Your blogs are funny as hell. And I agree 100% :P

  2. Omgawd, ending to TNC was shi- *insert beep*

    Why did the trailer had to make it so awesome than it was in the end? AND WHERE THE FK IS MY YAOI IN THIS?

    *beeeeeeeeppppp*

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