Togainu no Chi ep 3-5: where nothing happens except for a blue haired pirate hooker and awkward scenes.

I must apologize. My internet is an asshole and school has been the death of me. (that and math… it laughs at me right now so hard) So without further adieu I am going to get this over and done with so it can stop poking me with a ten foot long stick…

Look at him! Little do you know, behind his adorableness is stabification!

Where to begin.

Togainu No Chi episode 3 was just like the last episode…

LONG AND POINTLESS I know I know, they have to introduce all the characters and such, but GODDAMMIT go a little faster please~

Minus Arbitro

He is God

The episode starts off by Gunji and Kiriwar (The awesome characters from last episode and so far the only ones I REALLY LIKE in the ANIME) chasing down a player who has broken the rules in some way. So for two minutes it’s just this guy. Running. With dramatic piano music playing in the background. If it wasn’t for the fact that he had blue hair and an eyepatch I would have stopped watching within the first 30 seconds.

Jump to the opening song~ and then back to our main characters of Akira and Keisuke

So after his failed attempt of trying to join Igra last time, Keisuke decides that he is going to join; whether Akira likes it or not.

They head back to the castle with Motomi in hand; he decides to join them because he hasn’t been there for a while.

Hello castle. They arrive to their destination and once again Keisuke is going through the process of joining Igra. However, now Akira and Motomi are following

Am I the only one who finds it funny how only Keisuke has to wear a mask? Ohoho~

What’s this?

A man in a white suit surrounded by men in black suits?

A purple boa?

*cue gay theme song riiiiiiiggghhhttt... NOW!*

Could this be?

YES~

IT IS!

ARBITRO! The awesome of all awesome in all of his kinky –I like pretty little boys and dress them up all kinky for my enjoyment- gayness *flails* Arbitro is the man who has made Kau his dog (the character from last episode who crawled around on his hands and knees with a horse bit in his mouth and a black leather band covering his eyes.) He is also the one in charge of the game and all people whom wish to join must go through him for approval.

So in the end Keisuke ends up getting his dog tags and is now officially participating in Igra. He is told by Arbitro that he is not able to quit the game anymore and must not break any rules.

Or else.

Awllss... but Christmas isn't until later.... it's the thought that counts *hearts*

Gunji and Kiriwar will throw a dead body in your face! Ohoho~ actually not really… you’ll be the dead body thrown in someone else’s face.

 

It's the nice way of saying you'll be a sack of corpse OwO

 

As Akira, Keisuke and Motomi make their way back into town we see some kinky time with Arbitro and Kau in a dimly lit room which I assume was supposed to be some sort of transition scene into the next. This anime is finally starting to show it’s gay more and more with each passing episode. Even if it is at a snail’s pace. Not even within five minutes of having his tags Keisuke gets a blade to his throat by bluehaired pirate man from the beginning of the episode.  Said pirate man tells Akira to not move or he’ll kill Keisuke please do… he’s completely pointless to the plot and has absolutely NO PERSONALITY to him and is just plain annoying.

Keisuke manages to get away and Akira falls into action, attacking Blue haired pirate man with his blade while Keisuke stands there doing NOTHING while holding a pipe. He fails. Seriously.

 

*points giant arrow of accusingness* USELESS!!

 

Akira ends up defeating him and pirate man runs away. Akira and Keisuke make their way back to where they are staying only to find Rin there waiting for them. He tells them that there hide out is stupid and they are going to get killed like SNAP if they plan to stay there any longer. Akira and Keisuke thus follow Rin and are swiftly stopped by Gunji and Kiriwar, whom are looking for a tag thief (It’s against the rules to steal *nodnod* but okay to kill… *NOD*)

We find out the thief has blue hair.

Oh wai

Hello there bluehaired pirate man

I mean

IT MUST BE YOU!

Who the fuck else has blue hair in this goddamn episode!? =_=

Weeeell.... since you asked Kufufufufu~

No seriously… Hi there.

Blue haired pirate man comes and drags Akira away, demanding him to give back what is his. A cross that used to belong to his sister and that’s al we hear from that story (goddammit!). Blue haired man also knew Akira from his days in Bl@ster.

Pirate talks about why he has joined Igra – he wants the title of drug lord- and then asks Akira why he has joined; who obviously does not answer because of the angst that he is.

Oh ya well... nah... I got nothing for this one :"

I kid you not when I say the episode ends with them having a small tussle and pirate man running away.

Episode 4 and episode 5 are no better when it comes down to the pace of the episode and the MASS CORNUCOPIA OF QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED!!

But on a good not:

SHIKI ARBITRO GUNJI AND KIRIWAR ALL IN ONE EPISODE! *flailflailflailflailflail*

Though I must say that I feel very awkward when I watched some scenes in these two episode O_O like hmmmm should I really be watching this? I feel dirty… Did I just walk in on something that reeeaalllyyy shouldn’t have been seen by eyes other than those of the party involved?

Does this make me a pervert?

Episode four starts out with Rin running through the town –from Gunji and Kiriwar no doubt he just wants to play with the KITTY!– when it suddenly flashes to Motomi and Keisuke wadering around the city aswell looking for Akira who was raped dragged away by pirate man from episode 3. Akira is swiftly reunited with Motomi and Keisuke and lo and behold who else shows up? Rin~~ It’s no surprise really this series is just full of ‘coincidental’ meetups.

They make their way over to a hotel –which is known as a neutral zone- by suggestion and along the way there is a short, minor tussle of words between Rin and a random group of people whom he presumably used to know.

Thank you for explanation (it's one of the very few~) *tips hat*

I’m sorry but this series is just trying to pull side stories out of its ass right about now – they are all completely POINTLESS! Or will be deemed so until there is SOME SORT OF A FUCKING EXPLANATION!

At the hotel the group relaxes before Akira, Rin and Keisuke make their way up to the roof of the hotel. Why they would leave the warmth of the indoors is beyond me. On the roof Keisuke once again shrinks back into a corner to sleep while Akira and Rin have a conversation about how they both liked fighting in Bl@ster before coming to fight in Igra. They are then interrupted by fangirls squealing men screaming that Shiki has shown up.

*covering ears from mass amount of squeeing fangirls*

And we then find out that Rin is part monkey.

Quite literally.

LIKE BAM! THERE IS NO HUMANLY POSSIBLE WAY OF JUMPING DOWN A BUILDING LIKE THAT! YOU FUCKING MONKEY *points finger accusingly*

MONKEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!

Akira is the logical one and runs down the stairs to chase after his fangirl crush Shiki as well.

Lo and behold he is the one to meet up with Shiki and an epic battle of epicness begins.

Lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa

Okay it’s not that epic, but it is sexy and does permit for quite a few fanfictions to be born… good ones hopefully.

*ahem* seriously; 20 fanfic ideas just popped into my head (okay no not really) if you right up any please send them to meee~

Shiki pretty much has Akira beat but Akira will not give up that easily. Shiki loses his patience he doesn’t like it when they struggle and leaves saying that he will come back to sex him kill him another day.

With that the episode ends.

Lastly is episode 5 where GODDAMMIT ONCE AGAIN NOTHING HAPPENS AND MY ASPLODES FORM THE MASS AMOUNT OF QUESTIONS TO BE ANSWERED AND HOLES TO BE FILLED!!! *dies*

It starts off with blue haired pirate man running away from a bloodied, shirtless Gunji lookalike with a whole bunch of what I am assuming to be the lookalike’s tags. The man screams at him that he will not get away with what he did.

What did he do besides steal his tags?

Blue haired pirate man is then seen breathing heavily in an alleyway saying how there has to be another way besides the way that he is doing things to get tags.

O_O

Wait.

If my fangirl sense are tingling correctly… Blue haired pirate man is a…

and what was that exactly hmmm?

Hooker?!

For reals?!

AW MAN!!! Couldn’t they have at least shown a little bit more?! I mean, come on! Imply a bit better than that please~

My inner fangirl is not satisfied =3=

*ahem*

Totally has nothing to do with the story but LOOK AT HIS FUCKING AFRO!!!

Cut to Rin standing on a mass pile of junk and a whole bunch of men beginning to surround him; all calling him a little girl. Rin dun liek bein called a little girl even though he does look like one *stabified* Even though it is not seen it is implied that he stabified them all.

*CUTESY-SMEXY STABIFIEDNESS*

It the returns to our dearly beloved Akira who is contemplating what his crush Shiki had said to him; he does not hear the attackers who sneak up behind him but he is still ninja enough to react when one of them try to go in for the kill. Akira punches him in the gut and goes after the other henchmen.

DUN

DUN

DUUUUUN

The guy who he first knocked out was not knocked out at all! *flail* He proceeds to throw sand in Akira’s face which causes him to lose focus…

Fail?

This is where it starts to get awkward. The two henchmen pin Akira where he is while the first guy starts to walk over to him and

Uhhhh... >>...uhhhhh... << *hides in corner feeling violated for just looking at this*

Lick his ear?

O_O

I’m sorry, but that scene just felt wrong looking at it

It wasn’t done right

It felt wrong

WEIRD

COMPLETELY DISTURBING AND I FELT DIRTY JUST LOOKING AT IT *curls up into a ball and cries*

The man then proceeds to stab his arm and it gets even weirder when he LICKS THE KNIFE!

And then dies

I'mma just gonna steal your tags now since I think this was one of the things I had to do. Have fun dying there, K, thx, bai~

What?

Yes

Died

I don’t know why but he just DOES

And what do the NOT do? EXPLAIN *fumefumefume*

It then cuts to a scene where we see Shiki handing a briefcase full of blood viles to Arbitro. Is there where everything is going to be explained?

NO! Shiki just goes on to say how he thinks Arbitro’s past time is nasty and leaves because Arbitro says it is time for sexy time with Doggy and

Uhmmmm... What... ever makes you happy? *slinks away slowly but surely*

A room full of other naked pretty boys

You know, I like yaoi and shounen ai and all… but the way that this is drawn out just makes it feel very very wrong….

And then we return to Akira

Good bye any chance of having things explained

But that’s okay

Because there is Gunji and Kiriwar *flail* Akira tries to hind from them but is a derptard and knocks a pole making noise, thus intriguing Gunji to come look for the kitty.

and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance

However Motomi is in that dark alleyway and tells Akira to hide while he deals with the duo.

Nothing happens except for a little bit of banter between the three of them.

Akira and Motomi head back to the hotel where Rin and Keisuke are waiting for them. Keisuke gets all freaked out when he sees that Akira is injured and then goes to get things to fix his wound and cleans it up.

Akira gets mad at him and tells him pretty much to grow up and stop being a baby.

Said baby then runs away, most presumably to get his bottle

Pssst! Go get me a sammich too~

End of episode

*ahem* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY THE HELL DO THEY DO THIS TO ME!? There has not been ONE FULL EXPLANATION IN THREE WHOLE GODDAMN EPISODES! Why is it that they do this? It is profusely annoying and they are assholes for doing it =_=

I swear, if it wasn’t the fact that this series was my dosage of gayness for the season I would toss it out the window like WABAM

Here’s to hoping that it’ll pick up!

Hopefully...

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5 Responses

  1. Eva says:

    *Tears of joy* You have no idea how happy you just made me by posting! THANK YOU!

    • Moe says:

      *gives you bucket for tears* I’ll be better once final projects and exams are over – can you tell them all to stop poking me please? OwO

      • Eva says:

        *Takes a chainsaw* I’ll cut those logs that poking you and throw them into the fire.

  2. Ruby says:

    The episodes up till now were pretty darn slow, oh well…I can’t wait for Shiki to show up again! xD

    • Moe says:

      And they’ll only get slower and slower *headdesk*
      Mmmmyeeeesss Shikiiiiii >> It’s another thing that has been poking me with a stick -I have too many things doing that- I’ve only seen the first episode but many people I know are loving it

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