“Okay, Master! Let’s kill da ho! Beeeetch!”

I love Echoes Act 3 with all my being and it was literally in the episode for a couple of seconds. Also Koichi too. Koichi’s a cute little guy, but there’s that side of him that really would belong in a gang. Maybe not a motorcycle gang, because I agree with the bitchy receptionist nurse that his little legs wouldn’t reach, but he could look cool?

So Josuke is blazing through Morioh on the motorcycle, figuring out a way to find the Stand user. He tries to contact Koichi through a payphone at first but the Stand reaches him through teleportation easily, so he’s forced to speed off on the motorcycle again. On the way, Josuke ruins two peoples’ lives by taking their cellphones. He also almost killed a woman with her baby but he was smart and figured out a way to dodge them. While he was causing despair upon some people, he asked Koichi on the cellphone to help him out with finding out anything related to the tunnel. Once he does, Josuke tries his best to get the Stand away from him, which included making walls, trapping the footsteps into a random car that was at the harbor (Josuke probably ruined another person’s life), stole the gas and put it into the motorcycle and drove to the hospital.

horriblesubs-jojos-bizarre-adventure-diamond-is-unbreakable-29-1080p-mkv0049After making the receptionist look stupid, Koichi finds out in which room the Stand user is in. The guy’s name is Yuya Fungami, who is part of a motorcycle gang. He got into a bad accident in the the tunnel and during that time unbeknownst to him, was shot with the arrow. Anyone who would walk into the room in the tunnel would get caught and have their nutrients sucked out, which in turn would come back to him, to heal his bad injuries. A pretty crappy move. While crashing into the hospital on a motorcycle, Koichi tells Josuke where Yuya is. He crashes in but gets attacked by Highway Star and gets his nutrients sucked out. While Yuya is busy talking to his ladies, somehow Josuke snuck Yuya’s IV drip and…drank it, to replenish his energy. I…don’t know if that’s safe, I really don’t think so. That’s stuff meant to go into your bloodstream, not your stomach! But honestly half the shit that happens in Jojo’s doesn’t make any sense. I mean, we just had an episode about an alien.

So Josuke doesn’t want to look like a jerk and beat the crap out of Yuya while he’s injured, so Josuke heals him completely, then proceeds to kick his ass, so badly that he punches Yuya out the window and into the fountain, and for some reason Josuke was never arrested for beating up a patient and causing damage to property with a motorcycle, where he left said motorcycle in the elevator.

Then we get treated to Rohan being tsun. Pretty standard Jojo fare, but the high speed chase was fun. Next week’s episode title seems innocent enough, and it…kind of…is? It’s always fun to see more of Kira’s new life so look forward to that.

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