Madan No Ou To Vanadis Episode 3

Why do I keep doing this to myself? Do I have some sort of sadomasochistic streak that I wish to instill pain upon myself? Why am I reviewing this? I could be doing ANYTHING with this time. Reading a book, watching paint dry, helping build  an orphanage out of orphan corpses, I could be doing a LOT of constructive things. But I am watching this show despite the fact that I have been assured that this show need not be covered.But NO! I shall not let this show get the better of me! I will kick this show’s ass. Because FUCK THIS SHOW and it’s not getting off scott-free. FUCK YOU VANADIS.

The episode starts off with the ghost of flatatitta haunting the grounds of the town convincing everyone to bring extra rope they don’t need (hey I said she was dead last episode and i’m rolling with that)

I would RATHER WATCH a show about these three ladies. I"ll call it, "Charlie's Elderly Angels"

I would RATHER WATCH a show about these three ladies. I”ll call it, “Charlie’s Elderly Angels”

We then find out that Bullshit Mcgee’s (yes I know his name is Tigre but FUCK IT I’M CALLING HIM BULLSHIT MCGEE BECAUSE HE DOESN’T DESERVE A REAL NAME) army is heading after TGINT (who is now called TGINBM) because he’s still angry at them for attacking his home town. Only thing is, TGINT has a much larger army. But fuck it. they’re doing it anyway.

So Bullshit mcgee and magical mcguffin lady attack TGINT’s army.

Oh and of course bullshit mcgee kills 40,000 people single handedly with his bullshit arrows

Oh and of course bullshit mcgee kills 40,000 people single handedly with his bullshit arrows

Then you think to yourself, OH SHIT THAT’S RIGHT! the bad guys have those two dragons! I mean sure they stood there and did nothing last episode, but I’m certain with the amount of build up they gave these dragons, they’re probably going to pose some awesome threat in which even the main char-

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Oh wait. NEVER FUCKING MIND. KLDFSLFJKLDSAJFKLJAKFLDJS SHE FUCKING ONE SHOTS THE GODDAMN DRAGON WITH HER MAGIC SWORD BULLSHIT.

I…I can’t even with this show. They spend basically all of last episode having the father explain to TGINBM how NOT to use the dragons because they’re too powerful. And she fucking one shots in this episode.

AND THERE’S NOT EVEN ANY EFFORT. LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FACE!

DOES SHE LOOK TIRED TO YOU? NO! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST POURED FUCKING TEA

DOES SHE LOOK TIRED TO YOU? NO! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST POURED FUCKING TEA

There is NO repercussions in this show. Army? Fuck it. we got arrows and a lady with wind magic. A dragon? Fuck it. we have wind magic.

oh. and i’m not done. Because apparently TGINBM is a terrible general he decides to retreat and escape on a dragon’s back. oh well I guess there’s nothing they can do.

OH FUCKING WAIT.

I forgot about bullshit mcgee and his bullshit bow which now can apparently TALK TO HIM. and so he fires at the dragon and kills TGINBM.

I HATE YOU SO MUCH. THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU.....

I HATE YOU SO MUCH. THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU…..

Oh nice. so those two dragons you just introduced telling us how amazingly badass they were have been killed by wind and a single arrow. Amazing ladies and gentlemen.

The episode ends with them winning the day. of course. Oh yeah and that rope was used to like.trip horses or some shit.

Honestly, I…There are few shows I hate more than this. I cannot stand the level of overpowered bullshit these two have. They’re not interesting, the plot has basically gone out the fucking window if there was any to start with,

Speaking of windows, if you haven’t noticed, the featured image of this episode IS a window. The reason for this? Because I refuse to put any pictures of any characters from this episode. Because they don’t deserve to be the featured image.  I would rather you all stare at a window. so just in case, here’s the window again.

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Ah….. that’s soothing. I would so rather look at this window for 20 minutes instead of watching the actual show.

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GET YOUR BULLSHIT OUT OF HERE ASSHOLE!

This show is so irritating. I… I can’t deal with it. The two main characters are frustrating, irritating, overpowered DOUCHES. They solve every problem they come across with the greatest of ease. He fucking fires 3 arrow at once and headshots 3 separate people, she uses her wind magic to fucking ONE SHOT A DRAGON.

There’s no drama. There’s no desperation. They’re going to win. You KNOW they’re going to win. They’re insanely overpowered, they’re terrible characters, the story is horrible, and everything in this show sucks nasty balls. I HATE THIS SHOW SO MUCH.

I wish I could drop this show so badly but I WILL NOT! IT SHALL NOT BEAT ME! FUCK YOU SHOW!

FUCK YOUR FACES BITCH!

FUCK YOUR FACES BITCH!

Episode 2/10

-Hideki

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