Black Bullet ep 5: ladies ladies more ladies

This episode is like the guilt after really good sex.

Last episode was so good I was just expecting this one to be half as good. This might be the first episode someone didn’t die or explode or angst didn’t really occur. For once I was genuinely disinterested wheeeee!

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We did get a new character anyway – Miori? Something. She’s the foil to Kisara and the one who provides the Varanium bullets for free to him. She wants to do him but rather than have Enju freak out Kisara did. I guess Enju is only intimidated by other small girls as a threat for Kentaro’s love?

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Also she showed him her panties earlier so she’s pretty comfy I guess.

Anyway so the episode basically starts with Rentaro being told he has a new job- to be the Tokyo Representatives bodyguard. At first he doesn’t want to do it but he goes in for the briefing and meets this guy:

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Yes, he is a douche. A giant fucking douche.

He’s such a douche Rentaro accepts the job to spite him.

Ok it doesn’t help he tried to break his knee caps a second later.

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Like wow. . . never been more right about a douche in such a short time. Seriously, this guy comes up to Rentaro who obviously doesn’t want to be there and goes DON’T COME but if he had left him alone then. . .it’d have been fine. . . . so really he’s just an idiot who fought a civil officer.

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So he is going to go with the president. . but first he comes out to see a young girl in a dilemma. She seems sleepy for some reason and he tries to help her sort her situation out. She is adorable. And you know what that means – evil!!!

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And I mean it the bitch then turns around and says she is an assassin on da phone DAMN YOU KAWAII ASSASSIN DAMN YOU

who apparently needed fanservice

who apparently needed fanservice


I mean a lot happened but it was all pretty dull so I mean I guess it was okay? Just turned out that one of the big wigs in Japan wants to USE A GIANT RAY GUN TO ENSLAVE THE EARTH IN THIS DISASTER it’s whatever. Nothing too interesting.

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So. . .this episode . . . let’s just be for real here. We learned an assassin wants to kill the leader of the tokyo area and that she’s being pressured by a dictator dude to give in to his crazy threaten the world BS I DUNNO GUYS WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME THESE POLITICS AREN’T EXACTLY THRILLING GIVEN THAT THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW ARE THE LITTLE GIRLS WITHOUT A SAY??

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Let me tell you how much at the end it surprised me the assassin was the sleepy girl. It didn’t. You spoiled it. Stop trying to make her look cool.

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Ok it’s kinda cool.

Next episode. . .more pointless politics about ruling the sullen leftovers of the world? Rentaro’s harem?

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At least his love interests are skilled warrior chicks. Le sigh.




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6 Responses

  1. I don’t have guilt after really good sex though…

  2. Pablo says:

    I understand where you are coming from but its nice to relax a little bit and this episode gave the viewers some breathing room after some really action heavy episodes. Anyways I am kinda of confused by your initial statement: This episode is like the guilt after really good sex. What do you mean? (Maybe I don’t understand because I have no experience XD)

    • Oki says:

      It’s the unfortunate necessity of something too good to be true- the boring after an important climax etc.

      • Pablo says:

        K! Thanks for explaining and sorry for being so clueless! XD

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