Infinite Stratos 2 [ep 1] back to moe moe boob happy town (first impression)

We now return to MY HAPPY PLACE

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shut up ichika this is A HAPPY MOMENT

Okay guys before we begin with ‘plot’ and ‘perception’ can we get something out of the way-

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infinite stratos cecilia alcott

I LOVE CECILIA ALCOTT. I DON’T KNOW WHY, IT’S SOMETHING ABOUT HER LONG ENDING IN CURLS GOLDEN HAIR, HER FABULOUS COLOR SCHEME, HER AWESOME BATHING SUIT FIGURE- I can’t say no to Cecilia Alcott. SO EXPECT ME TO FANGIRL HER. Don’t get me wrong, I am innapropriately infatuated with all the girls of IS, but Cecilia is my boo. Incidentally I don’t want her to ‘win’, I just think she’s fabulous. Kind of hoping Houki Charlotte and Laura agree to a forever foursome and Lingyin and Cecilia lesbian off to the corner.

COUGH, ANYWAY.

Ichika is almost dream strangled!!!

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And then extreme mood whiplash as LAURA IS IN BED WITH ICHIKA cue some really funny dialect and some crap about a date festival. We know how this goes, but instead of it just being annoying, Laura is such a fucking moe. DAMMIT LAURA WHY CAN’T I QUIT YOU?

but ichika I just wanted the d!

but ichika I just wanted the d!

Ichika of course DOESN’T GET IT because of course he doesn’t get that a girl might dig him until she presses her boobs against him NAKED and even then he’s like WOAH WOAH WOAh. I choose to believe he is scoping his options and shooting for that foursome, but given Laura’s inclination to stab him at the mention of other women well. . . no.

I think Ichika took an extra class in THE DUMBB because he never seemed THIS blatantly retarded towards a girls feelings as he is in the INTRODUCING EVERY GIRL AND HOW THE MAIN CHARACTER IGNORES THEIR FEELINGS episode.

WARNING: ichika will never do this for you

WARNING: ichika will never do this for you

….Laura invited him on a date. HE PROCEEDS TO INVITE EVERY GIRL INTERESTED IN HIM WITH THE FLIER THAT SAYS POOL EVENT / DATE. ICHIKA. I see you majored in dipshit harem protagonist. This guy, this guy I don’t even.

just hopin' for the d today

just hopin’ for the d today

As usual, the girls are what make this show. Their commentary on his idiocy and their adorable and awesome personalities while also kicking ass are just A+ even in the first episode. And now that they’re all kind of friends, watching them interact makes for some HILARIOUS shit. Laura’s commentary about Ichika being her ‘bride’ . ..  .just. . .yes.

This show I just. I . .  .I must.

[HorribleSubs] Infinite Stratos 2 - 01 [1080p].mkv_20131003_210846GET OFF MY SCREEN ICHIKA I’M CHECKING OUT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. I just want to cuddle with all of these girls and then go awesome mech fighting. Guys Charlotte. . . .and Laura and I THINK THIS SHOW IS SETTING MY UP TO JUST WANT THEM ALL TO BE LESBIANS

THIS SHOW THESE GIRLS I DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT ICHIKA

This whole episode is basically a giant OVA of adorable. I mean, if this were an OVA I’d buy it, because my god. Charlotte in a butler outfit and shopping with Laura, Lin punching Ichika over seeing her tiny boobs, Cecilia’s flower petal imagination, Houki’s boobs always growing YES ALWAYS YES HOUKI. I know there is a plot here but I’m too busy caring about all the damn cute. I NORMALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT CUTE WHAT HAS WROUGHT ME TO MY CORE SO DEEPLY OVER THIS MOE?

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Oh right because everytime I start to get sick of moe crap the girls all kick everything’s ASS. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

If there’s two things I love it’s cute girls and cute girls kicking ass. YES. ALL OF THE YES. A PLUS.

[HorribleSubs] Infinite Stratos 2 - 01 [1080p].mkv_20131003_212422After all the moe the plot happens near the end with an intruder who has come to the base for one purpose: To steal the hidden machine, Infinite Stratos!

[HorribleSubs] Infinite Stratos 2 - 01 [1080p].mkv_20131003_213226Buut the episode ends with the date subplot, because ICHIKA IS A MORON

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Guys. .  .I see it now. . .revealed at the end of the episode. . . was every wall scroll, pin up, and poster I’ll be buying of them at Anime Boston 2014. .  . .all of the girls. . .their sweet sweet anger at Ichika. . . in the bikinis. .  . .

IMPRESSION:

IT’S A HAREM SHOW WITH GIRLS WHO DO THINGS BUT AREN’T ALWAYS FANSERVICE BUT ARE A LOT OF THE TIME BUT ALSO DO COOL THINGS SO I’M CONFLICTED IT’S JUST LIKE LAST SEASON WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME I’M COVERING IT OKAY.

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the giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirllllllllllllllllssss

Oki

 

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