Shingeki no Kyojin [ep 18] THEY RIDE HORSES OKAY WE UNDERSTAND

WE GET IT ANIME, THEY RIDE HORSES AND THE FEMALE TITAN KILLS THINGS. CAN WE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE FASTER THAN A SNAIL?[HorribleSubs] Shingeki no Kyojin - 18 [1080p].mkv_20130810_215845

THIS WEEK ON ATTACK ON TITAN A 5 MINUTE SEGMENT OF THE CHARACTERS MOVING THE FUCK ON AND DOING SOMETHING DID NOT HAPPEN. INSTEAD THEY DID WHAT THEY’VE BEEN DOING SINCE EPISODE 6 AND MADE SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE FIVE MINUTES 20 MINUTES AND I HAVE THIS FEAR THEY WONT GET ANYTHING DONE UNTIL EPISODE 20 WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE MY FRIEND AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO MARATHON IT AT 20 BUT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST

I CANT

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Here is this weeks episode JEAN’S HORSE WON’T COME BACK. IT’S SCARY, THEY MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE SOMEONE BEHIND. THEY SPEND TIME DELIBERATING. ARMIN IS OBSESSING OVER A SMALL DETAIL OF THE FEMALE TITAN. REINER SAYS THEY’LL HAVE TO LEAVE SOMEONE BEHIND. THEN ARMIN SHOOTS A FLARE WHICH THEY SHOULD’VE DONE TO SIGNAL AN EMERGENCY, RENDERING THAT FIVE MINUTES OF HEMMING AND HAWING PADDING AND USELESS.

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Christa’s the one who comes to save them, with Jean’s horse in tow, and literally the entire rest of the fucking episode is people freaking out because the formation broke and not everyone knowing what’s going on. I SHIT YOU NOT. IT’S JUST PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHAT’S GOING ON AND RUNNING ON HORSES. So little happened that Auruo didn’t even bite his tongue while talking. THAT IS HOW LITTLE SHIT HAPPENED.

I guess I should mention how everyone’s bitching over Reiner’s supposed sexuality and I give no shits. If Reiner’s gay he’s gay and if he’s not he’s not – him fantasizing about marrying Christa proves nothing because I would marry Christa in a heart beat. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU JUST WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW. I understand it’s moving slow but let’s be for real here- if you move this slow you’re getting curb stomped by the female titan.

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Guys, guys- I can’t. . .THERE’S NOTHING ELSE ALL THEY FUCKING DO IS TALK ABOUT BEING SCARED AND CONFUSED AND BEING OFF TRACK AND GUYS I JUST CAN’T THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD BUT IT COULD BE TEN MINUTES SHORTER EVERY EPISODE. Whew. But at least it’s not as fucking slow as Blood-C, that shit was ghetto. And now my friends, please enjoy this picture of Christa while I smash my head on my laptop repeatedly because of this fucking show.

 

 

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It’s like I am so frustrated by this show it is oddly sexual and I feel like this show keeps hitting on me at a party and then leaving before I do and I get super excited AND THEN OF COURSE THERE IS 2 MINUTES OF AWESOME AND 20 MINUTES OF COME THE FUCK ON WE GET IT

THEYRE FUCKING

RIDING

ON FUCKING

HORSES

sobs deeply

Oki

Oki

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