Tonari No Kaibutsu-Kun ep 12: I need to up my knowledge of synonyms for ‘terrible’ and ‘hate’
This episode focuses on Natsume. Wow. Two actually satisfying character episodes in a row! Too bad this show is already too much of a piece of utter crap for me to GIVE A SHIT.
I still hate this show.
So Natsume is lonely this episode. She gets angry when she’s hit on and is afraid that if Shizuku and Haru get together she’ll be always alone. Honestly I understand her in the majority of this episode and understand- depending on your type of friendship you really are supposed to finish together.
But damn, I’m still sick and I don’t know what this bastard show wants from me. The author is obviously trying to impart some stupid ass wisdom in this episode and I can’t help but feel it’s being forcefed to me like an epileptic seizure.
I can’t sum up this show more than I have in the last few episodes. This episode features only about 3 minutes of Haru and Shizuku alone and yet I already want to punch a baby over it. In 3 minutes alone we get forcefed the idea that they’re going to be growing up together. Yes.
I WOULD DEFINE GROWING UP TOGETHER AS CONSTANTLY ACCIDENTALLY ASSAULTING YOUR OTHER PARTNER
IGNORING YOUR PROBLEMS
AND HAVING A TERRIBLE CHEMISTRY THAT HALF THE TIME THE SHOW REALLY FORCES ON YOU AND HALF THE
TIME IT SAYS IT DOESN’T EXIST.
Point A: We always misunderstand each other
Point B: Yamaken notes he has to be honest just like Haru
BUT THEY’RE NOT HONEST
THEY’RE NOT TRUTHFUL
I HATE THIS SHOW
I WISH IT WOULD DISSOLVE INTO THE NOTHINGNESS OF AN EMPTY BLACK ABYSS
STOP IT YOU JACKASSES I DONT BELIEVE OR HONESTLY CARE THAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY THEYRE SOUL MATES. THEYRE TERRIBLE FOR EACH OTHER AND I HATE SEEING THEM TOGETHER AND FUCK
FUCK YOU SHOW
I’m sorry, what else can I even say?
Let’s discuss all the things that have better romantic development than Haru and Shizuku.
Sooki at least figured out Bill fed her his blood and had to confront those issues. AND THERE WERE BOOBIES AND HOT NAKED BLONDE GUYS.
I think we all know Kairi accepts how gay Sora is in KH2.
THAT FUCKING SHOW ABOUT THE HAMPSTERS
You know it’s true. Hamtaro and Bijuu’s love were like a star in the night sky. Only with hampsters, and less night skies.
Boobs x Queen’s Blade
THROUGH THICK AND THIN THEIR LOVE HAS SURVIVED
True story, my foot has always been there for me. In good times and bad, it always stuck around, and when I hurt it it was honest with me.
EVERYTIME YAMAKEN SCREWS UP AT SHOWING SHIZUKU HOW HE FEELS I FEEL 15 TIMES MORE INTERESTED AND FANGIRLY THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS SHOW.
THIS SHOW IS A PRESUMPTUOUS PIECE OF GARBAGE THAT FORCES IT’S IDEALS
INTO MY FACE WITH A FUCKING FLAWED ASS ROMANCE THAT WOULD NEVER
FLAWED AS HELL.
It’s like false as hell, but I can’t fucking smother this show with a pillow like fucking Othello did. YEAH I JUST FUCKING REFERENCED OTHELLO. At least Othello thought his wife was cheating(not a good reason, but hey at least he didnt JUST MAKE SHIT UP IN HIS HEAD). Haru imagines tearing off Shizuku’s limbs in order to keep her by his side.