Binbou-gami ga! ep 5+6 the pedobear chronicles

Welcome to the two part pedobear chronicles. In this series of episodes Momiji turns Ichiko into a child…and yet somehow Momiji still can’t bear her in the cleavage area.

 


Momiji hatches a plot in order to finally get Ichiko’s happiness energy. Her plan is to turn Ichiko into an old lady who can’t do anything- but her turtle friend screws up and gets her a box that turns Ichiko into a child instead. That’s the simplest summary of the episode, but lets be for real here. You’re not here for a summary.

You’re here to hear about how flat Momiji is.

Unfortunately since Ichiko loses her boobs these two episodes are show is now technically a loli series. Momiji is of age, but she definitely has pancake boobs. I miss the boobs already. Weep with me friends, for we have lost the boobies. So Ichiko goes on a mission to obtain her boobies back. Also her powers are tiny too if she’s a kid, or something. Who cares we all know this is about the boobies.

COUGH

Anyway so Loliko realizes she really only has one option of places to hide out. So she befriends Mika, Keita’s sister, and asks to stay the night. While there she finds she inexplicably hates everyone around her even though they’re only nice.

GEE THIS ALL FEELS LIKE ITS KIND OF FORESHADOWING THE ‘REALLY NICE GUY’ ENDING

They end up going on a picnic and Ichiko can’t stand seeing them all so happy and smug in their lives. She ends up running away, only to be found by Momiji and disappearing for several hours. Keita worries about her and so he tells his family to wait at the bus station while he looks for her. Gee you know THIS WOULD BE A SPOT MOST PEOPLE PUT A CLIFFHANGER THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO MENTION THERE ISN’T ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


So as Keita goes to look for her, he falls down a cliff and is severely injured. His whole family is starting to worry about him right as Ichiko comes out of the forest completely fine all thanks to her fortune. His family starts to cry and she realizes that she was jealous they had everything she didn’t. She goes to find Keita, with the help of puppy-pup, only to find that he’s on the verge of death.

Just then as Ichiko is feeling guilty and hopeless Momiji comes and stabs her with her fortune sucking needle. It’s only a tiny bottle but it would be enough to save Keita. Momiji presents Ichiko with the truth- if Keita were to die Momiji would be sent back to the world of the gods for allowing someone to die because she was retrieving the fortune. Loliko doesn’t even consider it and then saves Keita’s life. Also Ichiko’s concentrated luck is like amazing for nature because Keita is led down the right path by PATCHES OF SUNFLOWERS

After Keita returns home, the priest who’s name I can never remember and puppy, who’s name I also don’t remember, find the turtle guy (have less complicated names show) and retrieve the aging box for Ichiko. Ichiko is out of sorts as soon as she leaves Keita’s house and returns to normal. Momiji and co. try to snap her out of it, but she only retuns to normal once she returns Keita’s handkerchief.

After which she proceeds to blow everyone who fucked up her house while she was sad away with her magical super saiyan powers. Stay tuned for…tomorrow! When we uncover….. probably more boobs! Everyone…the boobies are back! THE BOOBIES ARE BACK

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