Binbou-Gami ga! ep 3 – Holy crap character growth
PREVIOUSLY ON BINBOU-GAMI GA!
Oki: Man I’m ready for plot
Binbou-Gami Ga!: BITCH HERE YOU GO
Oki: Oh shit.
This episode GAVE ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED how can I fault a show that literally gives me what I want as soon as I ask for it.
All the same, today’s episode is Ichiko centric. Okay it’s always Ichiko centric. Ironically I was watching the episode raw while waiting for subs and I pretty much got the entire episode, I just missed out on some hilarious shit. So since the episode can be summed up easily I will commence summing it up and then making fun of it.
ICHIKO: DAMN I HAVE EVERYTHING
ICHIKO: BUT THERE’S SOMETHING MISSING
MOMIJI: IT’S SEX. SEX WITH ME.
ICHIKO: NO CHICKS ONLY DICKS
MOMIJI: *LUPIN REFERENCE*
ICHIKO: OK, SO I NEED A BOYFRIEND. A SEXY BOYFRIEND. MAN NOBODY IS HOT ENOUGH FOR ME
Keita: Oh hey you know I’m down to earth because I sleep alot
ICHIKO: OH YEAH LET ME IMPRESS YOU WITH MY BOOBIES AND MY MONEY BECAUSE THAT IS ALL LOVE TAKES
Keita: Whatever bitch get your hoe money out of my face
ICHIKO: HOW DARE HE BE HAPPY WITH HIS STATION IN LIFE I AM DISPLEASED BY THIS AND WILL COMMENCE BEING ANGRY AT HIM FOR NO REASON
ICHIKO: I KNOW. I SHALL BUY HIS BROTHER…A CARD!
MOMIJI: BITCH HE GONE DIE CAUSE YOU BOUGHT HIM SOME SHIT
MOMIJI: YOU’RE A TERRIBLE BITCH.
MOMIJI: SHUT UP AND GO USE YOUR BOOBIES YOU FORTUNE SKANK
Keita: Man thanks for saving my brother! I mean it’s all your fault in the first place for associating with me, not to mention you only did because I was attractive
ICHIKO: YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF THAT
Keita: You’re right, thanks then.
MOMIJI: AND NOTHING WAS SOLVED THAT DAY…EXCEPT SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW I GOT TV TO WATCH