Binbou-Gami ga! ep 3 – Holy crap character growth

PREVIOUSLY ON BINBOU-GAMI GA!

Oki: Man I’m ready for plot

Binbou-Gami Ga!: BITCH HERE YOU GO

Oki: Oh shit.

This episode GAVE ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED how can I fault a show that literally gives me what I want as soon as I ask for it.

All the same, today’s episode is Ichiko centric. Okay it’s always Ichiko centric. Ironically I was watching the episode raw while waiting for subs and I pretty much got the entire episode, I just missed out on some hilarious shit. So since the episode can be summed up easily I will commence summing it up and then making fun of it.

ICHIKO: DAMN I HAVE EVERYTHING

ICHIKO: BUT THERE’S SOMETHING MISSING

MOMIJI: IT’S SEX. SEX WITH ME.

ICHIKO: NO CHICKS ONLY DICKS

MOMIJI: *LUPIN REFERENCE*

ICHIKO: OK, SO I NEED A BOYFRIEND. A SEXY BOYFRIEND. MAN NOBODY IS HOT ENOUGH FOR ME

Keita: Oh hey you know I’m down to earth because I sleep alot

ICHIKO: OH YEAH LET ME IMPRESS YOU WITH MY BOOBIES AND MY MONEY BECAUSE THAT IS ALL LOVE TAKES

Keita: Whatever bitch get your hoe money out of my face

ICHIKO: HOW DARE HE BE HAPPY WITH HIS STATION IN LIFE I AM DISPLEASED BY THIS AND WILL COMMENCE BEING ANGRY AT HIM FOR NO REASON

ICHIKO: I KNOW. I SHALL BUY HIS BROTHER…A CARD!

MOMIJI: BITCH HE GONE DIE CAUSE YOU BOUGHT HIM SOME SHIT

ICHIKO: WOE.

MOMIJI: YOU’RE A TERRIBLE BITCH.

ICHIKO: AGONY.

MOMIJI: SHUT UP AND GO USE YOUR BOOBIES YOU FORTUNE SKANK

ICHIKO: WORD

Keita: Man thanks for saving my brother! I mean it’s all your fault in the first place for associating with me, not to mention you only did because I was attractive

ICHIKO: YOU DONT KNOW ANY OF THAT

Keita: You’re right, thanks then.

MOMIJI: AND NOTHING WAS SOLVED THAT DAY…EXCEPT SHE DID SOMETHING GOOD OR SOMETHING I DONT KNOW I GOT TV TO WATCH

Yeaaaaaah

Oki

Oki

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