Lupin the Third: Mine Fujiko to Iu Onna (ep 3) be still my shipper heart

GOEMON GOEMON GOEMON IS THAT GOEMON I LOVE GOEMON HOORAY GOEMON

So this episode begins with Goemon accepting an assassination job on a President of a very small country. Meanwhile, Fujiko is in the vicinity while being dressed and posing as a teacher for small children. Thankfully she’s holding back on the boobies right now.


Turns out, Fujiko is the governess for the President’s grandchildren…who are the next in line as heirs. While running around with ice cream Marco, the one set to become heir, actually runs into Goemon and gets strawberry ice cream on him >_> Fujiko then talks to him and Goemon freezes on who he is and what he’s there for, but then he…cuts a bunny into the tea tray they brought him and says he is a traveling entertainer. OH GOEMON YOU WERE NEVER REALLY GOOD AT LYING WERE YOU?


I….I don’t know how to express how fabulous it is to see Goemon be so lolworthy and true to his…derpyness and inability to lie, while Fujiko is obviously like OH HAY LOL I GET IT YOU’RE TOTALLY SUSPICIOUS

The train’s engineer is then killed by someone who seems to want Goemon dead, as he says his name. Goemon proceeds to enter the President’s section of the train and as they try to shoot him he completely IS A BADASS AND CUTS THROUGH BULLETS AND IS AWESOME AND IS GOEMON SO FABULOUS SO AWESOME SO GOEMON.

So Goemon and Fujiko work together to get the children to safety, and Fujiko anguishes as all the national treasure and portraits are blown up. The Baron that The President’s daughter is married to was behind it all, and Goemon returned his money to him all cut up. “Maria” aka Fujiko then leaves in the night and runs into Goemon, who asks her who she is, and confirms she’s on his side of the law and then oh god

oh god

ALL MY SHIPPING HEARTS

BE STILL MY SHIPPING HEART. GOEMON IS LIKE “NO I’M SURE WITH ME EVEN MORE NOW THAT YOU COULD BE” AND HE LIKE CUT OFF HER CLOTHES BEFORE THAT BECAUSE SHE WOULDN’T ANSWER SO SHE PUSHES HER NAKED BODY AGAINST HIM AND KISSES HIM AND IT’S LIKE WOW REALLY I NEVER ASSUMED I WOULD SHIP GOEMON/FUJIKO BUT NOW I SHIP IT AND SHE’S LIKE LET’S MEET AGAIN MY SAMURAI FREUNDE BECAUSE THOSE KIDS KEPT SINGING FRIEND WRONG AND OH MY GOD GUYS

OH MY GOD



This episode I did not expect to like so much. But so far it’s been my favorite, just because of the last few minutes. Goemon was so funny the entire episode and even cuts off some guys boxers and said I’VE CUT YET ANOTHER TRIFLING THING!! And it’s so funny. And Fujiko and Goemon…don’t know why I ship it so hard but. I do. My ship forever now. FOREVER. JHFKLGHFELKGHLSKHGDIUFGHERIWUHGRIUH;OIUFHEIUKHFJGDS;UJHDKJHKJFHFFDKJFFHGJKFHKJHFKJGHFDJKGHF

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