This episode Yuki is still useless, and we begin the count down of how long until Yuki bitchcries and gives into Yuno…again!

If only this were Yuki, all our dreams would have come true

This episode begins with the knowledge that everyone figures the diary holders they narrowly escaped last time will come again for Yuki. Yuki literally just sits on a mattress and whines to himself about this. All his friends have to reassure him and he asks for their help, because he can’t do anything by himself, and we begin the long arduous task of pretending to even slightly believe Yuki can do anything by himself. Seriously dude. I’m a wuss and I can still do more than Yuki. 😐 Like seriously, I’m getting sick of Yuki and his bullshit. HE NO LONGER INTERESTS ME. Instead I will now fap to Akise.

aw baby

They break Kousaka’s phone so they can’t be tracked and decide they’re going to stay in his house. Oh yeah. Lets break this guys fucking phone and then stay in his house. You know Kousaka was an asshole when it came to Ninth but now he is cool and you guys just suck. GTFO of here assholes. So they opt from this location to lure in the diary users and turn off the cellphone tower so that 8s server can no longer give them predictions. Unfortunately Yuno is not pleased at the idea of Yuki being able to do anything without her and STABS A KNIFE THROUGH THE HOUSES POWER CABLES IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO SAVE YUKI HERSELF. Akise and Kousaka then have to leave to shut off the tower themselves and Yuno, Mao, Yuki, and Hinata are all alone set to face the diary holders.

Yuki, the face of uselessness

Mao and Hinata get knifed up by 8th’s lackeys and Yuki, being useless, is forced to untie Yuno and allow her to be batshit. It’s at this time Akise manages to turn off the cellphone tower and make the lackeys cellphones useless, but then they make a startling revelation. They had another set of diaries as they are real diary holders! 7th! The lovers, both their diaries are predictions about each other and thus they declare this is a battle against their love!

They run away after Yuno proves she is absolutely insane and needs Yuki’s love to power her insanity. They take Mao and Hinata out of the house and actually bandage their wounds, right as the house explodes into fire. But they’re not done yet, and go back in to take on Yuki and Yuno. Yuki is useless and so Yuno and 7th (Ai, the girl) get stuck in a duel cut off from their two guys by fires. Yuno looks like she’s about to win but Mar (the guy of 7th) jumped through the fire and took the blow to protect her.

WHAT?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN LOVE IN THIS ANIME?

WHAT?

NOT JUST INSANE PEOPLE?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS IS NOT THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU ARE IN LOVE

Even though Yuno is insane Ai and Mar are obviously in true love and work together as a team, and because of this they are able to injure Yuno and take her down. Mar is disgusted with Yuki’s weakness and takes both of their phones, yet doesn’t kill them. They both end up in the hospital and wait anxiously to know what their fate will be now that their phones are in the hand of 7th. Of course, Ninth comes to save the day!

On a final note…WTF EVERYONE? YOU USE KOUSAKA’S HOUSE AND THEN IT GETS BLOWN UP AND YOU DON’T EVEN REALLY CARE? GUYS. YOU GUYS. YOU FUCKING SUCK!

Oki