Mirai Nikki [future diary] ep 9: the best girlfriends threaten to kill the rest of your friends!
Hinata and Mao have turned against Yuki, and now it’s up to Akise Aru to save the day.
So most of this episode bores me to tears. The main plot of this episode is that Akise bets Hinata that if he can beat Yuki’s diary she’ll hand it over. She agrees, and so most of this episode is just showing us how freaking badass Akise is. Which he is. And I’m just gonna say to you right now, the show makes a point of showing us that Akise is able to outwit even Yuno, the freaking yandere who everyone anticipates to win or at least go down killing if she doesn’t. So without further ado, lets cut the crap and let me post a ton of Akise screenshots. Also he wins. SHOCKER. Three times. And he does it WITHOUT a diary, which Hinata had just assumed he had. Turns out the diary is ol’ daddy’s and he was using her hopes of being a family again to get Akise off his tracks, since he figured there was no way he could have figured out the truth without a diary. Yeah that’s the whole episode. Except for the end, which I’ll get to in a second, but really this episode was kind of dull. HAVE SOME AKISE.
Then shit gets interesting, Mao gets stabbed, everyone leaves, dogs chase them, Yuki goes back, blah blah whatever
THEN YUNO GOES ALL SWITCHBLADE ON HINATA AND IS LIKE OH IMMA KILL THIS BITCH. AND YUKI’S ALL, BUT WHY? AND THEN YUNO IS ALL, WELL IF YOU GET TO KNOW HER YOU MIGHT FALL IN LOVE WITH HER AND I CANT HAVE THAT.
YUNO YOU CRAZY BITCH
damn shit motherfucker >_O
YUKI IS LIKE. OH BTW GUYS SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND. NOW GIRLFRIEND STOP TRYING TO KILLL MY FRIENDS. AND THEN HE HATES HIMSELF BECAUSE HE JUST MADE SHIT FACEBOOK OFFICIAL. YUNO PROBABLY LEFT LIKE 15 REQUESTS ON HIS FACEBOOK, HE HAS TO ACCEPT. Best girlfriend ever. Totally forces you into a relationship by trying to kill your friends. So Hinata is spared and they call the police in order to get an ambulance to save Mao’s life. Oh, and then Hinata’s dad is killed.
AS IN MISTER POLICE GUY
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN