Mirai Nikki [future diary] (ep 8): the entire point of this show is to make us remember yuno is insane
TRY TO TELL ME THE ENTIRE POINT OF THIS SHOW IS NOT TO PROVE YUNO IS INSANE
BECAUSE I CANT REALLY ARGUE ANYTHING ELSE
This episode starts off with Yuki and Yuno going to a new school! Yuki is eager for a new start but all Yuno wants is to be with Yuki. Well anyway, that asshole who tried to sell Yuki out to Ninth is there. Being a douche and shit. So we sit there and listened to him get all bitchslapped verbally until an adorable girl with…a beret? Tells him to stfu. She is followed by a lady with big boobs, and they are Mao and Hinata respectively. OKAY GUYS I’M GOING TO TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO MAKE ANY JOKES ABOUT CUTTING UP GIRLS AND PUTTING THEM IN SUITCASES OR YOU KNOW, COMMENTS ABOUT BOOBS. Wait, only the first one. I love boobs!
So immediately Yuki gets a boner because the idea of having friends, especially ones that aren’t Yuno, is incredibly appealing to him. So he immediately goes OHGODTHISISTHEGREATESTTHINGTHATSEVERHAPPENEDTOMEIMSOHAPPY! And he lucks out because all the kids have to group up when going home because there’s been serial murders, so he ends up with Hinata, Mao, and ….that fucking guy who was a jerk to him? Okay, he’s not that bad. Just.. weird. And so everyone has an awesome time and Yuno follows behind them and declines to hang out with them
And you know, writes in the ground the phrase ‘die’
Oh and then Hinata runs ahead of everyone and mysterious beautiful boy WHO IS MY NEW IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND *gives him my imaginary boyfriend hat* there you go. Well any imaginary boyfriend turns out to be Akise Aru, the local student who likes to play detective and cut school. Oh and then they find Hinata’s dead body and get chased by ravenous dogs. Whatever, back to how awesome Akise is.
WHAT? DO YOU HAVE- Okay fine. I’LL USE A MORE RELEVANT SCREENSHOT grumble..
So the ravenous dogs have been the serial killers! The kids all have to run away to the observatory and Yuki is deeply considering using his diary to make sure that the dogs, who followed them, don’t break in! he wants to trust his friends HE WANTS TO TRUST THEM YUKI WANTS TO TRUST HIS FRIENDS
DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND
ALL YUKI NEEDS
SO THAT’S WHY HE DOES THE MOST FUCKING STUPID THING EVER AND GIVES HIMSELF AWAY AND SAVES THEM ALL HOORAY!!!!
AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW HE WAS BETRAYED OH MY. Oh and Hinata’s not dead and she wants *GASP*
AKISE ARU’S DIARY?!!!!!?!?!??!!?!?235
What you can’t get mad at me this time it was totally her!
So stay tuned next time as Yuno is insane and Yuki is still fucking stupid! Hooray!
mmmm…akise….mmm…….I mean uh boobies!!!