Mirai Nikki [Future Diary] (ep 2): not just one crazy bitch, A WHOLE GAGGLE OF CRAZY BITCHES

We start this episode of Future Diary off with KILLING A WHOLE SCHOOL OF CHILDREN! Yay!

So the episode starts and of course, Yuno is crazy. Attractive, crazy, …..did I mention she’s hot? Because at this point everyone is a crazy bitch. It turns out that the school teacher is gone and as soon as Yuki’s class leaves, another crazy bitch comes and reveals that the TEACHER was a crazy bitch and was the one trying to kill Yuki before.

This has nothing to do with the above, I just feel like showing you that Yuno is crazy

Yuki realizes after purple haired crazy chick KILLS HALF THE SCHOOL that he needs to use Yuno or PERISH. Well, shes not bad looking. So he makes out with her. A WISE DECISION

Aight so then theyre on the run from crazy chick with the explosives. And she’s crazy. Did I mention she’s crazy? Anyway, Yuno notes he needs to be more careful. He realizes he doesnt know anything about his future, just the future of the things around him and ultimately his death. Yuno says she’s always been watching him and thus, knows all about what happens to him. Hur hur hur.

Everything is going well and then…..Yuki’s classmates turn against him! Not good. OH SHIT. I AM GOING OH SHIT RIGHT NOW. OH SHIT. YUKI! YOU CRAZY BITCH! WHY’D YOU GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR FRIENDS! OH GOD! AAAAAH!!!!!!!!! Yuno realizes he only trusted them because she said to and then starts to go insane. IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. Seriously, I know they were only thinking one life at the cost of so many is a bad thing, but you know. They kinda deserved it for fucking him over. Fuck em. GO YUNO XD

Ninth then reveals she’s set the bombs to all go off at 14:04 anyway >__> but Fourth then steps in and reveals himself, and protects Yuki. Then Ninth gives him the ultimatum that either he kills First and himself or she kills everyone. So he points his gun towards Yuki….XD THEN ALL SHIT GOES DOWN AS YUNO BUSTS THROUGH AND HITS NINTH, AND THEN YUKI STARTS RUNNING ACROSS THE MINEFIELD AND YUNO TELLS HIM THE RIGHT DIRECTIONS, AND THEN AS NINTH TRIES TO FUCK THEM UP ALL THE SCHOOL KIDS THROW BOOKS AT THE BITCH TO STOP HER AW YEAH! REDEEMED BITCHAAAZ

AND NINTH IS GONNA HAVE HER PHONE STABBED BUT SHE MOVES IT AND IT HITS HER FUCKING EYE OMG FUTURE DIARY YESSSS

Ninth escapes with her escape diary and the episode ends with Yuno’s creepy stalker moe face I love so dearly…

Awwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

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