Mirai Nikki [Future Diary] (ep 1) : BITCHES BE CRAZY (first impression)

The best way to sum up this anime is simply the phrase, DAYUM, BITCHES BE CRAZY!

IN A REALLY AWESOME ART STYLE!

Alright, here’s what I know of Future Diary, or Mirai Nikki (but come on it’s future diary in english and it was licensed as a manga under that title I’M GOING TO CALL IT FUTURE DIARY) pretty much the story is awesome, but no one is likable. Yuki is a coward, Yuno is a crazy bitch…actually scratch that. EVERYONE IS A CRAZY BITCH. But my boyfriend read it, not me, so I pretty much only gathered that from small details. Well you’ll be happy to know that I was completely right! In fact, one of the best parts of this series is you feel no remorse as people die or get killed in cool ways because come on

 

THESE BITCHES BE CRAZY

SO CRAY CRAY

 

So I’ll start off this review by telling you, if you want some moe cutesy happy times, you ain’t gonna get it. ALL THESE BITCHES ARE YANDERE FUCKS. THIS WHOLE ANIME IS FULL OF BATSHIT INSANITY. But the art and music are so pretty it makes up for it. So anyway let’s begin.

 

The story is about Yukiteru Amano, he is a loser with no friends and he has just made up friends in his mind. He literally logs his entire life on his cellphone because he has absolutely no friends or dreams. He is so lovable guys come on. And then one day his imaginary friend tells him he’s going to start something, of course this something happens to be A FUCKING WAR BETWEEN 12 PEOPLE TO BECOME GOD. AND ALL OF THEM ARE INSANE. SO 12 INSANE PEOPLE FIGHT TO BECOME INSANE GOD OF TIME AND SPACE. THIS IS THE ENTIRE CONCEPT. WE WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THESE GUYS RULING US. So that was simple enough to sum up, so I pretty much will just tell you the simple details along with my impression.

No wonder he has no friends, he can't even build a proper blanket fort.

 

So basically, Yukiteru’s imaginary friend gives his cell phone diary the magical power to read the future. He is ecstatic and uses it completely to his advantage, but as far as I can tell her only really cheats on math tests. Which I would do too, so I don’t blame him.

So yeah everyone hates him because he is super awesome now and then out of nowhere he gets a message on his phone saying he will die. And then crazy pink haired chick pays a little more attention to him than usual OH SHIT MOMENTS OCCUR. Also Yuki is a pussy so yeah expect that.

And by the way I’m about to insert a picspam of Yuno because damn, her crazy is as equal to her sweet sweet ass.

Dammit, don't you know that when people are following you YOU SHOULDNT BE TEXTING. YOU SHOULD BE BUILDING BLANKET FORTS. I'm not surprised though, since you suck at it.

 

 

Oh Yuno. I know you get naked once in the manga, but you’re not hot in the manga. Stay this hot baby. Stay this hot and I will screencap you always. Cause baby girl, you fine as hell.

OK guys I’ll do you a favor. I’ll tell you the rest of the plot so I can spam Yuno’s hot yandere ass without pissing you off. Anyway so it turns out Yuno wants to save Yuki from the KILLER!!! who is after him. She takes him to the roof and tells him that if their phones are destroyed, they die, so he should totally shoot a dart at the killers Diary. By the way who the fuck uses a phone as a diary? Weird….anyway, so he does. And he dies. And it looks painful and weird but Yuno is like OH THAT WAS BORING LET’S GO EAT

 

LET’S GO EAT

 

LET’S GO EAT

 

 

come on Yuki

LET’S EAT OVER THE BLOODY CORPSES OF OUR ENEMIES

 

AND FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU. THE CRAZY SHIT GETS WORSE.

 

AND SHE ALWAYS

 

LOOKS

 

LIKE

 

THAT

 

oh Yuno you yandere.

 

ANYWAY THEN Yuki’s not so imaginary friend summons them all to a super big meeting and says the rules and shit and I don’t care you can watch it yourself but then he’s like oh by the way NUMBER 1 IS PROBABLY GOING TO WIN and pisses everyone off at him and he’s like FUCK my vagina is showing. NO SORRY IN THIS SHOW VAGINA JUST EQUALS HOT AND CRAZY SO, MY ASS IS SHOWING HERE I AM MADE OF PISS AND FEAR. FEEAAR. And then Yuno in the hottest hottest shot ever says, HEY DON’T WORRY

 

I’LL PROTECT YOU

 

YUKI

 

I’LL PROTECT YOU

 

I’LL PROTECT YOU YUKI! 

 

ALSO I AM INSANE SO THERE’S THAT

 

Oh God. Yuno you so crazy. But…you’re so hot in the anime. In the manga you look so loli and kind of fail but now, now your seiyuu AND YOU FACE ARE AMAZING

 

Stay tuned…sometime today or tomorrow for more crazy shit! And Yuno spamming. I love Yuno. Oh you yandere sex muffin you~

 

Oki

 

Oki

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