Blood C ep 8 – dear clamp, NO ONE LIKES THE SINGING

BOOBS! a retroactive review of blood c 8!

 

oh but it still kind of sucked.

So yeah it kind of sucked. The singing returned and it was boring. I bet Clamp has a really good plot twist coming up(retroactively it doesnt really) but fuck IT IS SO BORING TO HEAR HER SING AND HAVE SHIT IMPLIED AND NOT SEE IT. I DONT WANT TO SEE SINGING. I WANT TO SEE THE FIRST HALF YOU GAVE ME AND THE FIGHTING. THE FIGHTING ALL THE WAY. Everytime the fighting comes the episode is good.(actually the next episode proves me wrong. its pretty much bad no matter what they do) Which is Blood C’s PROBLEM. Episode 6 had no plot development to speak of so the gore was too much, Episode 7 was good and if all episodes were like that I could recommend it. This episode? Good character development for Shinichirou(not really, I just wanted them to FUCK) but too much time spent on fucking Saya and her dad. Seriously, the elder bairn told us last time he lied and she is not even a little bit suspicious and she is all cutesy with him(the coffee or GUMAAAUUUVE I guess). It makes me so fuckin mad. Then she goes to school and god it is SO BORING. THIS IS THIS SHOWS MAIN PROBLEM. IT DOES NOT. EVER. BALANCE OR KEEP A CONSISTENT TONE. Oooohhh who did you promise? AT THIS POINT FUCKING TELL ME OR SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MORONS.

anyway who cares onto boobies

 

this is how i feel about blood c

 

Blue Rose! What are you doing here? Get out of this anime, we’re talking about Blood c!

No Korra, you’re not even airing for another year!

Saya, you get out of here! You’re the good Saya! The one with a personality, history, and ability to protect people! You even have some family members alive by the end of the series!

yeah yeah yeah im more afraid of you protecting me

 

So Shinichirou comes by and is like, hey Saya can I have sex with you? And she is all, *GIGGLE* retarded because of the promise amnesia migraine coffee marshmallows. But before that she was talking to the dog who is probably Watanuki and it was more WHO DID YOU PROMISE

 

WHO DID YOU PROMISE SAYA

 

YOU PROMISED SOMEONE

 

WHO DID YOU PROMISE

 

I AM A DOG

 

I AM IMPORTANT

 

THIS STORY IS BY CLAMP

 

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE COVENANT IS

 

WELL TOO BAD HAVE SHOWER SCENES INSTEAD

 

I AM SHOWERING!!! LOOK AT US, WE ARE CLAMP KEEPING RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS!!!

 

And that was all episode 8 was so you can stop watching Blood C now. Retroactively. You should go back in time, or use the power of hindsight, to not watch the next two episodes. Here, you know how you can get the same experience?  Here have a crunch bar

 

Okay, now eat it very sloppily. In fact if you can, throw in some jelly beans. There, you have the sound effects.

 

NOW, JUST SEARCH FOR BIG BOOBED ANIME CHICKS ON GOOGLE! But leave moderate safety on because we have no hentai in Blood C or it might be passable. AND THEN, THEN YOU NEED TO WATCH A LOOP OF ANY GIVEN HIGURASHI DEATH TO WHAT IS LOVE, BUT NOTHING ELSE FROM HIGURASHI.

 

THEN JUST ADD LELOUCH AND YOU’RE DONE, BLOOD C WITH HALF THE EFFORT.

There! You’ve saved yourself! Congratulations! I wish I was you, you fuck!

NO, NO SAYA, WAIT, I DIDN’T MEAN IT – I!-

 

BLEEEEGH

 

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