Blood C 12 (Final) WHAT BUT I I DON’T KNOW WHAT UH

The finale is here! MY PAIN IS FINALLY OVER

 

Fumito is all CALM AND CREEPY as everyone tries to get out of the mess, of course Tokizane is fucking stupid and just demands his money, but Fumito’s first real indication is BITCH TAKE YO HANDS OFF SAYA NAO FUCKAH

 

So yeah FLASHBACK!!!! It seems that Fumito being the badass fuckah he is, he knew about the shrovetide. He is literally like HEY NO BIG MAN. THE GOVERNMENT JUST AGREED TO LET ELDER BAIRNS EAT PEOPLE. AINT NO THANG. WANT SOME LUNCH? I AM FAMISHED MAN. AND THE LIGHTING IN HERE IS JUST SUBPAR. Actually I like this Fumito. He is hot and also really cool. WHY WEREN’T YOU LIKE THIS ALL ALONG FUMITO? HAY IM FUMITO NO BIG YOU JUST GONNA DIE.

 

YOU KNOW COME TO THINK OF IT

 

NO WAIT

 

I HAVE A BETTER ONE

 

yeaaaaaah

 

Let’s see Blood C, can you continue to make Fumito cool? For 20 minutes? This is your true test.

 

So Fumito was paid by some people to obtain the power of the Elder Bairns through Saya’s assistance. DAMMIT, NO BOOBS IN SIGHT. Pretty much this is really freaking stupid. He wants to know if something within you can fundamentally change if your entire life is altered. He wants to know the answer to that. OKAY YOU ARE TRYING TO BE REALLY DEEP I’M SORRY FUMITO AS COOL AS YOUR RAPE FACE (WHICH IS ALL YOUR FACES) IS YOU WILL NEVER BE DEEP. YOU ARE IN BLOOD C DUDE. SORRY.

 

Fumito is all creeper and Saya is like I’LL NEVER CHANGE so that’s the entire point. Yeah you’ve only been saying CAN PEEEOPLEEE CHAAAAANGE mysteriously this whole freakin anime. MY SURPRISE IT IS OFF THE CHARTS Okay but then the next part is pretty cool guys. Fumito is all WELL IF YOU GUYS WON’T ACT YOU CAN LEAVE THE STAGE AND TOKIZANE THE WHINEY BITCH FACE DIES A PATHETIC FACE SMASHING DEATH OMG I LOVE IT. 

Oh man and then bitch Nono and Nene get what’s coming to them in what looks like it could be leading up to a tentacle scene, lmao, oh tentacle rape. XD

Er all things considered, tentacle rape might have been more pleasant >_>;

LMAO OH MAN, FUMITO IS STILL COOL. HE LOOKS OVER AT TEACHER BITCH AND GOES. Yeah I expected you to betray me. Your talismans were fake the whole time. Have a nice day :D and she’s like OH FUCK NO Y_O and they all die, wonderfully! Can we get past the stupid expected deaths and finish this up already? UNLESS FUMITO WILL STAY COOL. THAT PART IS PRETTY AWESOME.

 

But before she can get eaten! Saya saves her life?! O___O IN FACT, THE AWESOMENESS THAT FOLLOWS CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED IN THE FOLLOWING LIVE CHAT

 

[3:44:11 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: nono and nene are thw twins
[3:44:12 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: but they all die
[3:44:15 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: all the betrayers
[3:44:16 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: and lol
[3:44:18 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: FUMITO
[3:44:19 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: IS COOL
[3:44:20 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: HE'S LIKE
[3:44:22 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: OH YEAH TEACHER BITCH
[3:44:27 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: I SAW YOUR BETRAYAL COMING
[3:44:31 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: ALL YOUR TALISMANS WERE FAKE
[3:45:10 PM] Eva: OH WOW
[3:45:11 PM] Eva: LOL
[3:46:40 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: OH SNAP
[3:46:43 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: TEACHER DIDNT DIE
[3:46:44 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: SAYA SAVED HER
[3:46:48 PM] Eva: SERSLY
[3:46:54 PM] Eva: WELL DESPITE HER INSANITY
[3:47:03 PM] Eva: SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO KINDA CARED FOR HER
[3:47:37 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: HOLY CHRIST
[3:47:45 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: LIKE THE THING IS TRYING REALLY HARD TO EAT THE TEACHER
[3:47:48 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: BUT SAYA CRAWLS
[3:47:51 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: INTO HIS FUCKING MOUTH
[3:47:55 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: AND STABS THE ROOF OF HIS MOUTH
[3:47:57 PM] oki {the Lilac Songstress} - amare est tu: TO SAVE THE TEACHER

INTO. HISS FUCKING. MOUTH! OMG, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SAYA?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL ALONG?1 THAT SHITS HARD CORE. OH MAAAAN

THEN SHE CRAWLS

 

DOWN HIS THROAT

 

DOWN THIS MONSTERS FUCKING THROAT

 

INTO HIS STOMACH

 

AND STABS THROUGH HIM

 

TO HIS HEART

 

TO HIS FUCKING

 

HEART

 

SHE STABS HIS HEART

 

AW SHIT

 

And Fumito is all like, yeah the weapon didn’t matter. She’s pretty cool huh? Anyone got some popcorn? THIS MADNESS, I LOVE IT.

 

AND THE PENACE HAS BEEN PAID! BOOBIES!

but then teacher bitch runs to Saya’s fake ass daddy who then..KILLS HER, BY BITING HER AND CAUSING HER TO LIKE DRIP AMAZING AMOUNTS OF BLOOD AND GORE AND PAINFULNESS AWWW SHIT YEAH

 

OH AND SAYA’S DAD? HE’S NOT HUMAN, OR AN ACTOR. HE’S HALF ELDER BAIRN HALF HUMAN, THUS HIS HUMAN APPEARANCE. AND THE REASON WHY NONE OF THE ELDER BAIRNS JUST TOLD SAYA WHO SHE WAS OR DID SOMETHING ELSE? FUMITO WAS CONTROLLING THEM. WITH HER BLOOD. DAMN FUMITO, YOU ARE LIKE, SO BADASS. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME FUMITO? BECAUSE YOU ARE SNAZZY AS HELL. then the animation is all THIS IS THE FINALE, PAY ATTENTION TO ME

 

FINE BLOOD C

 

I WILL PAY ATTENTION

 

 

Then Fuka explains, well, who needs to worry about extras? They don’t matter.

 

Fumito reveals that Saya is physically unable to kill humans due to an impulse someone else placed over her. She has no control over that, and her promise to protect everyone was a promise made to someone who wasn’t him. Her promise was just manipulated by Fumito in order to implant memories. And her wish in the instance that she was able to remain true to herself was that she be able to kill humans. Tadayoshi can’t beat her in his human form so he transforms and the fighting continues. AND IT’S BADASS

She is beaten down by Tadayoshi and urges him to go back to normal, but as he is about the kill her in a truly epic scene the sword we have seen many times flashes before her again..THEN SHE GRABS IT, HER ARM SURGES A LIGHT AND SHE GETS EVEN FASTER AND MORE BADASS THAN SHE WAS BEFORE. And Tadayoshi asks her if she’s seen the source of the light, and she solemnly nods.

 

Then Tadayoshi and Saya have this really intimate scene

I guess the implication is Tadayoshi really did feel connected to Saya and Saya did feel remnants of feelings for her because he actually cared for her, so she cries and wow I’d really care more if Tadayoshi hadn’t been a blank slab this whole time not admitting anything or doing anything he cared about >_>; Fumito is all badass and like YEAH IMMA ESCAPE NOW LATER HOMES. OH FUMITO. YOU AND CLOVIS SHOULD HANG. CAN YOU BE MY HUSBANDO?

Then this guy blocks Saya from getting shot and admits he actually cared for her.

 

Then of course because WE CAN NEVER HAVE NICE THINGS, THE GAYEST STUPID FUCKING RABBITS EVER START KIDNAPPING EVERYONE IN TOWN. AND EATING THEM AND WHAT THE FUCK? THIS ISN’T INTERESTING OR FUN OR WHAT? WHAT CLAMP? YOU HAD ME SOLD YOU STUPID FUCKS. YOU STUPID ASS FUCKS. IW AS ABOUT TO SAY THIS WASN’T TOTALLY HOPELESS BUT WHAT IS THIS SHIT MAN? WHAT?

THEN LITERALLY

 

THEY MAKE A PEOPLE SMOOTHIE

 

LIKE SERIOUSLY

 

ONE OF THEM PUTS THEIR FUCKING HANDS IN A BAG OF PEOPLE AND MAKES

 

A PEOPLE SMOOTHIE

 

AND EVERYONE DIES AND SHIT

 

AND THEN FUMITO ALL LOOKS AT FUKA AND SHE’S LIKE HEY I WANT TO BE A POLITICIAN AND HE MAKES THAT SMUG, HEY I’M FUMITO LOOK. AND EVERYONE GETS SHOT AND DIES OKAY I GET IT YOU WANTED TO KILL EVERYONE INVOLVED BUT THIS STUPID FUCKING RABBIT SHIT? WHY NOT SHOOT EVERYONE? IT WORKED IN FUCKING EVERY OTHER ANIME? THESE WHAT UGH. ANYWAY SO SHE JUMPS UP TRYING TO FUCKING CUT DOWN THEIR HELICOPTOR AND

 

GUYS

 

FUMITO

 

IS THE COOLEST

 

SON OF A BITCH

 

I HAVE EVER

 

SEEN IN MY LIFE

 

HE IS LITERALLY

 

THE COOLEST

 

SON OF A BITCH

 

EVER

 

HE IS SO

 

FUCKING COOL

 

YOU DON’T GET IT GUYS, SHE JUMPS UP TRYING TO DESTROY THEIR HELICOPTOR AND LIKE

 

HE PULLS A GUN GUYS

 

HE FUCKING PULLS A GUN AND SHOOTS THE BITCH

 

FUMITO

 

YOU

 

YOU ARE SO AMAZING

 

I LOVE YOU FUMITO

 

OH MY GOD

 

look

 

LOOK AT THAT

 

SMUG ASS MOTHERFUCKER

 

OH HAY BITCH

 

I DONT REALLY WANT YOU TO SHOOT

 

MY HELICOPTER

 

SO YEAH

 

FUCK YOU

 

I HAVE THIS GUN

 

I AM FUMITO

 

YES FUMITO

 

YOU ARE AMAZING

 

I LOVE YOU

 

OH MY GAWD

 

OH SHIT

 

SHIT SON

 

I MEAN SHE DOESNT DIE BUT THEN HE TAUNTS HER WITH YOU KNOW, WE ALL KNOW GUIMAUVE IS THE BLOOD OF THOSE FUCKERS AND WE WERENT SURPRISED BUT HE IS LIKE, I AM TOLD IT TASTES LIKE HUMAN ORGANS. LOOK AT ME. I’M SMILING. I SHOT YOU BITCH. LOOK AT ME. IM FUMITO.

 

 

Fumito is so amazing. Oh my god guys, CLAMP means for me to hate him. AND I DON’T. BECAUSE HE IS AMAZING. HE IS THE MOST AMAZING MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. HE SHOULD BE THE SPOKESMAN FOR MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. NOT ONLY DOES HE NOT HAVE EVERYONE DO HIS BIDDING, HE GETS SHIT DONE ON HIS OWN AND MOCKS EVERYONE AND STAYS CALM AND FUCK.

 

FUCK YES. I LOVE YOU FUMITO

 

ANYWAY SAYA IS SAD EVERYONE IS DEAD

 

 

Then Watanuki reveals that Saya’s wish before she was captured was to stay herself.

 

Guys this is a tough one. So I have to be honest.

 

Most of this episode, episode 7, bits and pieces from the rest- are good. In fact, if we’re talking Saya’s, the one we saw exclusively this episode is my favorite. But how can ANYONE ignore how rancid this piece of shit was otherwise? It’s like Clamp should have made an OVA. In fact, they should have. And I’ll use this post to announce my intentions to edit a passable OVA out of this piece of shit series. If we’re rating the series from all 12 episodes, it is 2. Not a 1 solely because of this episode. It is terrible. But I have a whole nother post to cover what is amazing in this series and what isn’t. If you watched all 12 this one doesn’t make up for it, but it was certainly something nice at the end of a trail of shit. I mean, Saya is actually cool? Fumito is glorious? I want to see the movie now. Because if this was short it might have actually been a really good anime. Instead it’s layered in fillers. I invite anyone who’d like to give OVAing this anime a shot to also do it and link me on this blog. Next post I will write about this anime in full. Flaws and all, good bits and all. There is something for everyone.

 

NOW EVERYONE, STARE AT FUMITO

 

HE IS GLORIOUS

 

 

~glorious~

 

Oki

Oki

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5 Responses

  1. Eva says:

    After 11 Episodes of Hell, Oki has found her Paradise within Blood C.
    The End.

    No seriously speaking, If it had been as epic as this episode from the very start, holy shit man, it’d probably close to the best of the season. // says the one who stopped watching it at Ep 4 (except peeked at Ep 11) because of the gore warning and only knows what the hell is going on because of talking with Oki while she’s watching it and reading her posts! XD

  2. TimesTicking says:

    The only thing that was enjoyable about Blood-C was reading all your post :D

  3. Scotty says:

    wow this sounds pretty cool, ill just go watch the last episode not knowing what the hell is going on and watching people die…..

    Thank god i didn’t watch this

  4. MR.KLAC says:

    oh boy really what way to lead it movie til next year.

    1.coffee guy reveal alot that saya can’t eat human but eat monsters.
    2.coffee guy time to reveal “winners” & “losers” prize.
    3.”losers” get guy want money get pancake face & eaten while twins get one of them got hammered like a rag doll & eaten while other get legs pulled spilt eaten.
    4.female research get tonged wrap but saved by saya then saya enter the beast’s tummy to finish the beast.
    5.female research running but got hug with big bite drinken to death by saya’s “father” who is a half-human monster.
    6.saya vs “father” with saya had to kill him give “father” did care.
    7.saya chase coffee guy who summon rabbit monster but got squash so then gun here down but “class pres” tried to help but also get gun down reveal “class pres” did care for saya.
    8.bunny monster got many grab all “extra” bag them, eat them, pull heads, eat like a corn, shish kabob them, blend them all up big “coffee blood”, & gun them down yea leave no witness.
    9.coffee guy & female person getting away yet female is only in it so she get to be tokyo gov.
    10.saya kill the bunny monster chase coffee guy but boom eye shot.
    11..saya after all happen yea tears skirt make eye-patch now on revenge on coffey guy & oh dog reveal one of saya’s wishes.

    so yea really besides give i don’t had plan to watch first but wham keep coming then after ep.11 i’m all in & yet really oh boy this so wham to watch.

    really at movie to continue it & yea good luck to anyone in new york, texas, california, or canada to whoever going to license & dub you’re so going to need it.

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