Blood C 11 THE TRUTH IS REVEALED! And I still don’t give a fuck.
So Saya doesn’t remember anything, there was never anything to remember, and well…I review another week of Blood C.
Oh so Shinichirou’s not dead, this is all a big secret and there’s mindfucks and obviously Saya is in a fake made up life AND WHY DO I CARE ALL YOU’VE DONE IS SHOVE THIS SHIT DOWN MY THROAT. HOW DO I EVEN CARE IF SHE’S SUCKED SO MUCH. THAT WAS THE ENTIRE POINT? THEN KISS MY ASS, GOOD JOB IN MAKING ME NOT GIVE A SHIT!
Also apparently IT’S ALL A GAME THEY’VE ALL BEEN PLAYING EVEN TOKIZANE SAAAAN
So it appears they are all
IN A CAST
OKAY CLAMP. YOU’VE GOT MY ATTENTION…
Apparently the ‘main cast’ was given items to protect them from the Elder Bairns, but everyone else is dead.
Wow you know normally I’d go, OH YOU GOT ME CLAMP
BUT EVEN THIS
IS NOT ENOUGH
TO MAKE ME
this is kind of. WOW. LIKE. OH, I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SURPRISED? THEY WERE BLANK SLATES AND I HATED THEM SO WHY SHOULD I CARE? I MEAN, CAUSE I REALLY KINDA DON’T. MAN. SERIOUSLY. LIKE, OHHH THEY’RE ALL EVIL AND NOT HER FRIENDS. WELL IF YOU DIDN’T NOTICE LAST EPISODE I STOPPED CARING EVEN ABOUT MY FAVORITE. So this…DOESN’T BOTHER ME CLAMP.
See here’s the thing. I think they want me to feel bad for Saya BUT EVEN FUCKING NOW I DON’T KNOW ENOUGH. AND I DON’T CARE. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? FOR THIS SHOW TO BE OVER. THAT’S WHEN I’LL CRY AND FEEL EMOTIONS.
WHEN THIS SHOW
END RIGHT NOW
AND WE’RE COOL
THEN TOKIZANE CALLS SAYA A FREAK
MAYBE I DO WANT YOU TO KILL HIM
SO KILL HIM
THEN SHOW OVER
Ok so then they force her to drink this blood, the blood of the ~elder bairns~ and she flips out
enter flashback time! in which saya still sucks and this is still boring and WHERE IS THE 4 HOURS OF MY LIFE IVE WASTED ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT
Okay so Saya stops sucking, is kind of badass and does stuff blah blah she goes down for a nap~~!!! And it turns out after Saya blacks out, she’s been drinking the blood of elder bairns.
I DONT CAAARE
I DONT KNOW ANYONE WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES
OOOOH IT’S SO ~SHOCKING~
The teacher who isn’t really a teacher is so fascinated by her, the bitch twins are whatever, Tokizane’s like WHERE’S MUH MONEY AND I’M LIKE, huh, saya does look hot covered in blood.
So blah blah they all did it for a reward WHAT DO I CARE OMG EVEN THE PLOT REVELATION IS BORING. STOP BEING SO BORING. I HATE YOU.
And they mention something about Shrovetides which is the period the elder bairns can eat humans before they have to fast. And that’s the covenant, blah blah blaaaah The teacher then says she’s tired of Saya being drugged and forces her to drink the rest of the blood because she wants to see a real shrovetide.
So Saya’s blood was almost completely drained in order to keep her under control and all those floating blood things was her blood and they used tranquilizers to get her at first and okay SO WHAT.
Then an elder bairn attacks and they get found out ~~~ blah
and tokizane is an asshooole..
Okay so pretty much let me give you a real synopsis before I bust it all out,
So Saya was captured by what I assume is guimauve guy. Yeah he’s totally in charge and busts up in there before the end of the episode. So she’s kidnapped. Some sort of deal is made but Saya is obviously captured against her will, has her blood drained, and is repeatedly hypnotized and drugged. The people involved are people who get some sort of gain, and Tokizane and Nono and Nene are complete buffoons who hate responsibility and just want something for their gain. However, the teacher is truly interested in Saya in a maniacal way. I think we can assume guimauve guy wants to fuck Saya desperately, er I mean use her power. Yeah. That’s it. Fuck her endlessly. Er, fuck her up. Okay fine I can deal with this, it’s kind of kinky. But anyway they’ve messed up his plans and Saya is kind of paralyzed by drinking the elder bairns
OKAY NOW HERE IS MY CRITIQUE.
This. Took. Too. Fucking long. There is no way they can resolve this or make it a fun ending. This episode wasn’t paced well at all and it was the best episode in the series. It made all the episodes moot. It made the entire series moot. It was just a really long play that took too long. They should have told us five episodes ago that Saya was definitely being drugged and that everyone had bad intentions. Instead they tried to be fucking M Night Shamalyan. So now, I don’t care about Saya. I WANT HER DESTROYED. I WANT THEM ALL DESTROYED.
INCIDENTALLY, GUIMAUVE GUY, HAVE SEX WITH SAYA. SEX MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
So yeah. now we know…what we suspected. But not even fucking why he’s doing it. Not that it’ll be a surprise. He’s either using her for power, wants to fuck her, or is doing some complicated bullshit to prove the morality of all people and things.
And at this point, I don’t even give a fuck.