My boobs are of steel, so I have taken this man eating task upon my hardy cleavage.

This is all you need to know about this series

And…and I love this. IT’S SO HORRIBLE IT’S AWESOME!

So in a world where boobs are everything! (I laughed when I typed this. oh my god, funniest anime everywhere) The size of your breasts makes or breaks you! A woman with small boobs is barely a human at all, in fact! And in one special village, Chifusa…I think, whatever I was looking at her boobs. (I can, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL THAT MATTER) has run off with a sacred scroll! Someone smart is in the series though and shot the bitch with her shotgun, so she fell into the river down below. I mean there was a chasm of rocks so she could have hit that, but lets be for real no one ever does. (And her breasts were mighty, so the day has been saved) And as she falls, the beautiful lady Kaede (not to be confused with the old lady from inuyasha)

this is the face she would make if she were in this series

is in tears as her friend falls! And then she gets molested. No seriously, she gets molested right there! Boobs are everything! Molesting is everything! (Ironically the chick who molests her is the one with the shotgun. I do not want to know the things she has done with that shotgun) Anyway Chifusa is fine, not even a little wet (or is she?!) and is like, I ain’t even mad.

 

Wait she is wet. Nevermind. Well, she still ain’t even mad. Except then she collapses onto the ground, and someone approaches her. Then we shift to a man trying to figure out the instructions to undressing some boobs. Well not really. But I assume that’s what it is. He’s making an uncomfortable face so it might be a small boob. cause that’s a crime. Small boobs are for people that are dumb because boobs are EVEERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING and then there’s flashbacks but who cares NOT ENOUGH CLEAVAGE. then it is all explained that taking another girl’s breasts as your own is the key to breast surgery! And Chifusa does not want to do something so cruel but her master insists.

you too will be saying, I can't believe it's not butter!

Then mindfuck ensues! CUT THE BOOBIES, CUT THE BOOOBIES! Yeah this is a sadomasochist hentai. YOU WILL NEVER CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE. Haha, cut the boobies. DO IT BITCH. I can’t stop laughing this is awesome. Then there’s some boob envy as the lady who saved Chifusa looks with envy. Then, oh it hurts when Chifusa raises her arm so, she needs her savior to wash her boobies! Oh boobies. Oddly there is a weird booby scratching noise and it makes me wonder BOOBS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ROUGH. What kind of boob world is there that boobies are not squish tastic? Tears..

 

So it turns out that Kaede’s boobs were switched, cut, etc as punishment for going after Chifusa. Shotgun lady is Chifusa’s sister, shotgun lady cut off the girl from the beginnings tits. Everybody happy! Wait, wrong emotion…uhm….boo tits?

 

So a battle ensues and it turns out…Chifusa can cut boobs and gain their size! So her boobs become huge and all that jazz. It is her sacred technique of huge boobs, and thus why her father chose her to be a succesor. Her sister commands her followers to attack her but they quickly move, more than likely out of fear for their boobies. Kaede comes with Chifusa and once again, the boobs are saved, by CHIFUUUUSAAAAAA!!!!!!!

 

BOOBIES!!!

 

Oki out