Blood C (3) – this anime sucks balls and i hate it
This is the anime I reserved and expected to be at least half good? This is Clamp’s next work after the mind fuck but incredibly interesting Code Geass? This is almost as bad as that cliche piece of shit magical girl thing I dropped. Let me sum it up for you. Saya eats breakfast, Saya’s father says something, closeness is implied, after 7 minutes of painful slow moving morning bullshit and singing there is school. There’s so much talking in this that shoujos look at it and go WUT.
I don’t know what to say. Even if you don’t like Blood Plus, it was so much better than this. It dangled romance in front of you in a smart yet teasing way. It threw action at you and couldn’t explain to you why a teenage girl was the only one who could kill monsters. You saw her family get hurt and saw this fuck with her. This anime has WASTED MY TIME trying to become deep. Wasted it. I know what it’s trying to do. Saya is supposed to be a simple friendly girl who wants to protect more than anything else. Well guess what? I can read this formula like a fucking book and it’s pathetic. It’s not even like anime where you know where it’s going, because it’s worse. It’s a story that hasn’t been done to death a million times, in fact it takes a pretty interesting mythos and makes it into a boring typical anime. It literally skull fucked one of my favorite concepts. It is more monster of the week than Sailor Moon. I don’t care about anyone except mysterious transfer student but if I don’t care about his obvious love interest why should I keep watching?
I am amazed I got through this one. I thought the first episode was meh but if it was going to go from there and be good, I would care. It’s not interesting. I was determined to love this and I just don’t. I am going to go all the way through episode 5 and if it doesn’t improve this show is so dropped. I have given it a fair chance and Blood + is one of my favorite animes and this is just shit.
I guess I can give you the few differences. They eat breakfast. The cake place is, gasp, where Saya always eats breakfast. The baker has disappeared from the bakery. She goes to find him because EVIIIIIL and elder bairns and what the fuck ever else. Fight scene. Oh you know what’s great? Saya even follows the baker who disappeared and lets him haplessly walk into his own death and get tentacle raped to death. I am not stunned by violence so I can see what they’re trying to do. Some fucking hero, oh she must love that baker if she let him walk right into the fucking tentacle rape train.
Then a fight scene ensues and as usual this would be really fun and cool to watch if you know. It hadn’t had 15 minutes of stomach turning bullshit in front of it. Man and then they taunt you with, OH WE PROMISE NEXT EPISODE WILL SHOW YOU HOW COOL THIS STUFF IS! no. You said that last episode. Fuck yourself.
I’m not out yet….fuck you better improve your game Blood C. I enjoy the breast anime more than you. PROUDLY.